Singles Humor

Regarding the Johnny Depp one farther below: sometimes women get “friend-zoned” too. It’s not just a male thing.

I'm just getting more aweseom
I’m just getting more awesome

Here’s a racy one I found on a social site – clearly some women do care about size and things of a sexual nature:

Size Matters
Size Matters
Friend-zoned
Friend-zoned

Some men today, and some from my past, have been wussies – they either want to spend all their time on their X-boxes or are too cowardly to open their mouths and ask a woman, “May I take you out on a date this Saturday night,” then some of them wonder why they can’t marry or get dates:

Don Draper giving advice
Don Draper giving advice

Granted, Don Draper isn’t the greatest at maintaining stable, lasting relationships, but the guy is a master at getting dates and the ladies.

Yeah, I’ve known men like this (and many women) – those people who totally ignore you unless and until their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend dumps them or leaves town for a few weeks, then all the sudden, they want your friendship and start returning your calls and e-mails:

Your Spouse Must Be Out of Town, or Dumped You
Your Spouse Must Be Out of Town, or Dumped You

Yeah, this is what it seems like at times-

Homosexual Prince Charmings
Homosexual Prince Charmings

For those times when you see all the crap married people put up with, or listen to divorced people bitch about how horrible their ex is, and you start seeing anything as better than being in a couple:

Stuffed crust pizza is better than dating
Stuffed crust pizza is better than dating

For singles who’d like to be dating/married it can be frustrating or depressing to see all your friends happily coupled up:

Nice Boulder
Nice Boulder

Why dating sites are not the magical elixir marrieds assume they are:

Dating Sites Suck
Dating Sites Suck

But Ask Amy implied that any woman past the age of 40 is a non-sexy, dried up prune no man would ever find attractive:

Not Born Yet
Not Born Yet

Forever Single:

Taco Bell
Taco Bell