Woman Stabs Husband with Ceramic Squirrel For Not Buying Beer
Anytime I feel blue over not being married, I see stories like this and feel relief, pure, sweet relief, that I am single.
I love the one Christian fable that an individual must achieve full maturity and godliness before God will grant a person a spouse.
I’m more mature and non-violent than this bitch who attacked her spouse with a ceramic squirrel. I may have my own set of flaws, but stabbing people with ceramic chotchkies in a fit of rage for not buying beer (or whatever other reason) ain’t one of them. Yet, according to married people Christian logic, God somehow saw fit to send this psycho woman a husband, but not one for me.
By David Ferguson
Saturday, December 28, 2013 13:36 EST
A woman in North Charleston, South Carolina was arrested on Christmas after she stabbed her husband for coming home without any beer. According to Charleston, South Carolina’s News Channel 2, Helen Ann Williams, 44, attacked her 41-year-old common law husband with a ceramic sculpture of a squirrel.
Police arrived at Williams’ home shortly after midnight Wednesday and found a man bleeding from a deep gash that ran from his shoulder to his chest. Initially Williams tried to convince police that the man had fallen and cut himself.
Police then asked Williams why she had blood all over her hands and clothes and she told them it had come from someone else. Finally, she broke down and admitted that she sent her spouse to the store for beer. Finding the store closed, he returned home empty handed.
It was at that point that the woman flew into a rage and attacked him. The man was treated at a local hospital and released. Williams remains incarcerated on $10,000 bond. Police charged her with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.