Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 To Complain Cop Turned Down Her Advances Even After Telling Him She is “So Horny”

Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 To Complain Cop Turned Down Her Advances Even After Telling Him She is “So Horny”

Geeze, have some self-respect, lady. 😆

Anyway, this is one of those times I am glad I am self-disciplined at the celibacy thing. It prevents one from doing incredibly stupid things, like hitting on police officers and phoning 911 after they don’t comply. It does say she was drunk, but still.

By the way, I would like to use this story to illustrate a principle I’ve talked about many a time before, one that conservative Christians usually deny (depending on what type of Christian we are talking about): women have sex drives! Women want sex, women like sex.

Too often, in a lot of Christian material and sermons, it is assumed that women, especially married ones, have no interest in sex and prefer “emotional intimacy” and good conversation to having sex. I think stories like this shoot that theory out of the water.

I’m not sure, but I think this woman is married, or was. Several of the articles mention that she has a step son. If she is married, you know what that means, it means (Link): THIS.

(Link): Woman Accused Of Calling 911 When Cop Won’t Have Sex

(Link): Florida woman calls 911 hoping to have sex with cop

(Link): Florida woman calls 911 after officer declines to have sex with her

    By Adrienne Cutway, Orlando Sentinel
    11:22 a.m. EST, February 25, 2014

    A Florida woman was arrested after she called 911 to complain that the officer who had been at her home earlier denied her advances and refused to have sex with her, NBC-2 is reporting.

    An officer originally came to Maria Montenez-Colon’s Punta Gorda home Friday night after she called saying she wanted her Corvette back, a car she had signed over to her step son after her husband died.

    The officer tried to explain that Montenez-Colon, who was reportedly intoxicated, should call the non-emergency line in the future but she was more interested in trying to touch the officer’s chest and arms, telling him she hasn’t had sex in years and “I am so horny,” the TV station reports.

(Link): Florida woman who hasn’t ‘been penetrated in years’ arrested for hitting on police officer

Excerpt:

    In News by Brian AbramsFeb 25, 2014

    “I haven’t been penetrated in years,” Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer. ”I am so horny.”

    Then the 58-year-old woman made her move. “You can fuck me,” she said. Mugshot is below.

(Link): ‘Horny’ and drunk Florida woman arrested for calling 911, begging cop for sex: report

    Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, Fla., was arrested Friday night for misuse of 911 after she allegedly asked a responding officer for sex because she had not been ‘penetrated in years.’

    BY MICHAEL WALSH / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2014, 7:06 PM

    A Florida woman who described herself as “horny” allegedly summoned a cop to her home and tried to have sex with him — pleading “I haven’t been penetrated in years!”

    Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, was arrested Friday night in the misuse of 911.
    The officer drove to her home in Punta Gorda after she reportedly told a dispatcher that she wanted her late husband’s Corvette back after giving it to her son, authorities said.

    But it appears she really wanted to satisfy her lust for lawmen.

    The cop says Montenez-Colon was drunk when he arrived and immediately started making sexually suggestive comments such as “You are so sexy” and “Are you married?”

    But she saved the most lascivious for when he asked how he could help her.

    “You can f–k me,” she said, according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

    She allegedly grabbed the cop’s arm and tried to rub her hands across his chest so he told her that her behavior was inappropriate.

    “I’m bad, I know,” she replied, the report states.

    Before leaving, the officer gave Montenez-Colon his business card and advised her to call the police department through a non-emergency line for non-emergencies.

    Despite this advice, Montenez-Colon dialed 911 a second time to say the last officer “p-ssed her off” and asked to see another.

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