Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction
What an entitled, immature weenie (the husband).
I have no sympathy, none, for married people who complain their spouse is not putting out as often as they prefer.
Jul 23, update: Jezebel is now carrying this story:
(Link): Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife’s Frustration With Husband (Jezebel)
- Reddit user throwwwwaway29 has a husband, and her husband is fed up. He is so fed up that this morning he sent her an email that contained the above spreadsheet, detailing all the times she has denied him sex over the course of the last month or so.
The wife explains:
— start quote by wife
Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone.
He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.
I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.
Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
—- end quote
Look man, every marriage is different when it comes to settling on an acceptable fucks-per-month quota. But it’s never a good idea to voice your displeasure at where that fucks-per-month number currently sits via a passive aggressive email and a spreadsheet detailing your wife’s alleged frigidity.
Good work italicizing all the yeses in there, though. We can almost hear the echos from you high-fiving yourself when you typed those in.
The female version of entitled doofwadness (and insanity):
(Link): Woman Shoots Lover Over Unsatisfying Sex