Skeevy, Sexist, Pastor John Piper Response to “Is Oral Sex Okay”
Oh gross. This comes from sexist wacko John Piper (he was a preacher at one point, I think, but retired a few years ago, unless I am mistaken, but he still writes books and blogs, etc.) who gives permission to women to use the bathroom without getting a man’s permission, and who says women being abused should endure the abuse “for a season.” Go google for it, my friend. I’m not in the mood to back it all up with citations in this post. Google is your friend.
(Link): Is Oral Sex Okay? From John Piper’s Desiring God site
As the Bible does not specifically mention oral sex, and does not even allude to it (unless one wants to get into Rev. Driscoll’s pervy Song of Songs treatment), go ahead and have oral sex.
It’s like the masturbation debate; the Bible is totally silent on the matter, it doesn’t usually involve another person, so go for it, and without guilt.
I mean geeze, people. Some of you who write these preachers are ADULTS.
You are ADULTS and can read the Bible for yourself and make your own decisions about life. Why in the hell are you writing an over the hill (retired?) preacher and weirdo like Piper for sex advice?
Here is part of how Piper responded to the question “Is Oral Sex Okay?”
- I think it is wrong outside marriage. And we can talk about that another time more extensively. But here is the short answer. Why? Oral sex is even more intimate and delicate, it seems, then copulation. And we know this because even married couples are wondering if they should go there. It is as if it is a stage of intimacy that may not even be proper for married people. And so to think it can be an innocent substitute for copulation so people can obey the letter of the law outside marriage is a mirage. That is the first observation.
Read the rest here (if you have the stomach for it).
Where in the holy hell does he get this from,
- Oral sex is even more intimate and delicate, it seems, then copulation.
The Bible does not teach that, by the way. That is entirely Piper’s view or speculation.
In my opinion (and yes, this is only my opinion), I can see the argument that oral sex is EQUALLY intimate to penetration, or that penetration is MORE intimate to. I can see either of those arguments. What I cannot see is how oral sex is “more” intimate than penetration, which is what he’s arguing.
Piper does admit that “I don’t think oral sex is explicitly prohibited in any biblical command. If the Bible pro-scribes it, it would have to be by principle and not by an explicit command.”
I didn’t see too much objectionable in the remainder of his advice, but it’s beyond me why anyone would ask him for advice anymore than (Link): some Americans keep asking Pat Robertson for advice.
Then there was this Piper tweet (link to Tweet):
- Down by the river the teenagers would go to make out. I watched them drive back. They never looked happy. Especially she.
Julie Anne at Spiritual Sounding Board blog (link to blog) reproduced a Tweeted reply to that, which I found to be a good come back:
- by Emily T.
Maybe they weren’t happy because a creepy old man was watching them.
This was also good:
- Cindy Kunsman
@JohnPiper Is a perv.
I knew he was a perv, but this just adds to the confirmations. Does he wear ADIDAS? #AllDayPiperDreamsAboutSex
Parody (hat tip, Julie Anne of Spiritual Sounding Board blog):
(Link): Down By The River music parody
Christians are not obsessed with sexual purity. They are obsessed with sex. Maybe if they actually stood behind sexual purity, we’d not see so many odd ball pronouncements in public from them about… sex.