Man Who Dated a Cockroach for a Year and Had Sex Dreams About It Says Humans Aren’t As Attractive

Man Who Dated a Cockroach for a Year and Had Sex Dreams About It Says Humans Aren’t As Attractive by F. Bakar

(Link): Man Who Dated a Cockroach for a Year and Had Sex Dreams About It Says Humans Aren’t As Attractive

Excerpts:

…But ‘the one’ for Japanese man Yuta Shinohara was a cockroach. And because he wanted her to ‘live forever’ within him, Yuta decided to eat his lover.

As you do.

Yuta explained to Asian YouTube channel Asian Boss, how he bought the cockroach – lovingly named Lisa – from Africa and even had sex dreams about her. But don’t worry, he didn’t attempt to do the deed in real life as, you know, ‘the size doesn’t fit’ (his words).

…‘We were 100% serious. No hu

man girl was as attractive as Lisa. Lisa was my first love, I pictured doing it with her many times because I really liked her.

(Link): Japanese Man Dated a Cockroach For a Year and Ate Her When She D‌i‌e‌‌d

In the midst of the unconventional relationship, Yuta Shinohara, 25, fantasized about having s‌e‌‌x with “Lisa” — his body shrinking to her size or hers enlarging to his.

 ….However, Shinohara’s enthusiasm for insects extends from the kitchen to more interesting places such as his heart. Apparently, he dated a cockroach for a year.

“Her name is Lisa,” Shinohara revealed. “It was about one year. After all, it was break up by d‌e‌a‌‌t‌h in her case. Her lifespan was very short. So, the day she passed away was difficult.”

…As someone in a relationship, Shinohara admitted times when he dreamt of having s‌e‌x with his six-legged girlfriend.

“Lisa was my first love. I pictured doing it with her many times,” he said. “I know it’s impossible, but I imagined a world where cockroaches are supersized, or I become smaller.”

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