My Husband’s Terrible Farts Are Ruining Our Sex Life by R. Juzwiak
And so many people in our culture act as though if you’re not having sex, you’re really, really missing out – but when I see headlines like this one, I think, I’m not missing much of anything.
(Link): My Husband’s Terrible Farts Are Ruining Our Sex Life by R. Juzwiak
My husband and I have been together for almost two decades and we still are very much in love. Two years ago he had a serious medical issue, which has now been resolved for the most part.
The only remaining issue is his flatulence.
He constantly has eye-watering gas, and I find myself not wanting to be in the same room as it’s so noxious smelling.
I love him, but our intimacy is shriveling up and dying because I feel like I’m always under chemical attack.
He says he can’t tell when it will happen so he can’t leave the room. He’s aware of the problem, he’s tried avoiding foods, talked to his doctor, etc., but nothing is working!
I’ve installed air purifiers, but they don’t act instantly and it’s hard to stay in the mood when it smells like something died under the bed.
What can I do?