Ask E. Jean: My Husband Will Not Shower

Ask E. Jean: My Husband Will Not Shower

So much for the conservative and Christian myth that marriage makes people more mature, godly, and responsible.

(Link): Ask E. Jean: My Husband Will Not Shower

How do I get the guy to be more into hygiene? I’ve tried everything!

by E. Jean

Dear E. Jean: This is probably the most indelicate etiquette question you’ve ever received, but here it goes: My husband and I have been married eight years, run a business together, and are good parents.

He’s my best friend, and I love him! But the dude just won’t shower.

This has been a problem for…um…ever. Needless to say, we rarely have sex.

I feel like life is passing me by!

Our business is thriving, he’s a great parent, but why, God, why can’t he grab a Brillo pad and soap himself down? I don’t know what to do.

I’ve tried a million ways to get him to bathe, and he just says he’s “working on it.” Is there hope for us?

—Sad and Lonely by the Sea


Related:

(Link): My Husband’s Terrible Farts Are Ruining Our Sex Life by R. Juzwiak

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