Oral Sex Sends Florida Man Crashing Into FedEx Truck – Woman Almost Bites Driver’s Penis Off
What a couple of idiots.
There are benefits and advantages to being celibate. Those of us with self control won’t find ourselves in situations like these.
by Alyssa Guzman
June 3, 2022
A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he ‘lost control’ of his car in a head-on collision.
Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street on Thursday after the unidentified man crashed his vehicle into a FedEx van, according to The Star.
Authorities told Local 10 News that the man ‘lost control’ of the vehicle around 7pm after becoming distracted by his girlfriend’s sexual acts.
(Link): Oral Sex Sends Florida Man Crashing Into FedEx Truck
June 3, 2022
By Selim Algar
It was a head-on collision — literally.
A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m, according to reports.
Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.
One prostrate victim can be seen with their pants around their ankles.
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash.
The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries.
It was unclear if any charges would be filed against the driver or his passenger.
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