Clergyman Caught In Sex Act With Vacuum Cleaner ‘Carried On After Being Seen’
(Link): Vicar caught in sex act with HENRY HOOVER ‘carried on after being seen’
July 14, 2022
by James Robinson
A ‘naughty’ church leader carried out a sex act with a Henry Hoover while wearing nothing but stockings.
John Jeffs was caught in the act in his office, while working as a pastoral manager at Christian faith-based group, Parents Talking Asperger’s.
He was spotted by a churchgoer at a Baptist centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire, who saw the retired vicar standing by the hoover as it was propped up between two chairs.
The witness walked past and said they saw Jeffs almost completely naked, except for a pair of ladies stockings.
The 74-year-old noticed the member of the public but continued to perform the sex act because he was feeling ‘naughty’, a court heard.
Jeffs was found guilty of indecent exposure but the unimpressed magistrate told the hearing: ‘Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea.’
Jeff’s solicitor yesterday told the court the pensioner was in ‘a lot of pain’ because he was ignoring his health.
He also claimed his client’s diabetes was not being medicated at the time of the incident, in September 2020.
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