Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

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Celibacy for the win – yet again!

Also: WOMEN DO NOT HAVE PENISES. Women do not have penises. 

(Link):  Man cracks penis during sex, diagnosed with rare ‘eggplant deformity’

Excerpts:

by Ben Cost
July 8, 2022

…An unlucky Indonesian man was diagnosed with a rare penis condition, called “eggplant deformity,” after fracturing his manhood while having sex with his wife. His wince-worthy whoopie wound was detailed in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

“We present a case report of severe penile fracture associated with sexual intercourse,” reads the July report regarding the phallic fiasco.

The 50-year-old patient had reported to the hospital, claiming that his penis had been swollen for four hours following a mishap in the sack. According to the study, the frisky fellow had been “having intercourse with his wife when he felt a ‘crack,’ ” whereupon he lost his erection, and suffered urethral bleeding and an inability to ejaculate.

A subsequent examination revealed that his penis had turned purple and was severely deviated to the right like a question mark, as seen in graphic photos included in the case study.

Meanwhile, the mangled member also sported a hematoma — or blood clot — that ran from the penis tip to the scrotum, as well as a ruptured urethra, which could’ve impeded urine flow if untreated.

Doctors diagnosed the poor soul with “eggplant deformity,” where the penis buckles due to blunt trauma during sex. This generally occurs after the member slips “out of the vagina during intercourse” and strikes the female genitalia, according to a case study published in 2015 in the Medical Journal Armed Forces India. In addition, the eggplant deformity can lead to permanent disfigurement and impotence if untreated.

In order to res-erect the man’s misshapen member, doctors cut open the penis and fixed the fractured urethra and penis tissue with soluble stitches, according to the study. They then drained the hematoma and then tested his penile function with an “artificial erection.”

Man cracks penis during sex, diagnosed with rare 'eggplant deformity' https://t.co/i7uxclwpGy pic.twitter.com/cd3viCNQV4

— New York Post (@nypost) July 8, 2022

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