Man Stuck with $70 Bill for Pay-Per-View Porn His Dog Accidentally Ordered
(Link): Owner left red-faced after dog ‘accidentally orders pay-per-view adult videos’
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A dog owner was hit with a hefty £70 bill after his bichon frise accidentally ordered access to a semi-hardcore adult channel when he sat on the TV remote
Oct 4, 2022
A man has been left red faced after his dog accidentally ordered pay-per-view porn when he got hold of the TV remote. Thomas Barnes claims his bichon frise, named Marino, inadvertently ordered the Hustler channel, a semi-hardcore pornographic premium television channel, when he jumped on to his bed.
He believes the naughty pooch landed on the TV remote and pushed the wrong buttons when trying to make himself comfortable. After realising what had happened, Thomas contacted his satellite provider “within minutes” and tried to explain how it was all a misunderstanding. He was assured the problem would be sorted – but later realised he still had access to the X-rated channel.
(Link): Bow wow! Man stuck with $70 bill for pay-per-view porn his dog accidentally ordered
October 4, 2022
By Alex Mitchell
…A North Carolina man was stuck with a hefty bill after his innocent-looking bichon frisé ordered a pricey adult service on his owner’s satellite TV, the Mirror reported.
The owner, Thomas Barnes of the Raleigh area, had to dispute a $70 charge with DirecTV after his literal horndog, Marino, managed to order the Hustler channel back in 2019.
Barnes’ impression of the incident is that Marino had hopped up onto his bed and inadvertently hit the wrong button with one of his paws. Minutes later, the owner had an embarrassing phone call to make.
Despite Barnes — a 58-year-old on social security disability at the time, per the News and Observer — being assured on the phone that the charge would be reversed, the steamy channel remained active. So he called again, again and again to no avail.
When it came time to pay the TV bill, Barnes footed all but the disputed $70 and his service was shut off in return. …
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