Too Many eHarmony Commercials

Too Many eHarmony Commercials

I’m one of those people who keeps the television set on while I’m working or playing on the computer, so I hear a lot of TV commercials. I have basic cable and watch a lot of AMC, History channel, and other channels.

For the last 2 to 3 months, it seems like eHarmony commercials have been on more and more often. Not a day goes by I don’t see ol’ Neil Warren Clark peddling “eHarmony.” (I also see match.com commercials quite a bit. And I don’t like those either, but they don’t seem as annoying as eHarmony spots.)

I tried eHarmony some time ago, and it didn’t work for me.

I hate eHarmony and am tired of their stupid commercials.

Neil Warren Clark and eHarmony can go suck on a rock.

I might consider posting a link to an actual recent eHarmony commercial, but here’s a parody video or two:

eHarmony spoof commercial:

Spoof by MAD TV

Video: Dating Advice for Single Christian Guys (satire)

Video: Dating Advice for Single Christian Guys (satire)

At least I’m assuming this is satire. I hope to goodness it’s satire.

(Link to video): 10 Dating Tips For The Christian Man


My Blog Avatar

My ChristianPundit Avatar

When I turned the options for avatars on for this blog, it automatically assigned me this blue-colored face avatar:

Christian Pundit Avatar
Christian Pundit Avatar

That avatar either makes me look like…

1) I’m worried / nervous;

2) Constipated (need more fiber in my diet); or

3) Like I’m holding my breath

What a goofy avatar. It wouldn’t be my first choice if I had a choice. No, I don’t feel like customizing it. I’m stuck looking at the stupid thing.

Westboro Mingle Dating Site

Westboro Mingle.com Dating Site (Satire)

Watch the video (parody of the Fred Phelps Westboro Church whose members picket funerals with picket signs that say “God Hates Fags” and “God Hates America”):


Related Posts:

This is NOT parody, it’s for real:

(Link):  Dating Site Bans White Supremacist From Their Site

Weird Marriages: Woman Marries Fairground Ride

Weird Marriages: Woman Marries Fairground Ride

If this woman was a Christian, would she be considered “unequally yoked?”

(Link): Woman getting married to fairground ride

    August 2009
    Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

    This follows a “courtship” of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
    Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports.

    “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

    Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

    “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

    Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

    She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Reaction to Secular Entertainment’s Presentation About Sex (videos)

Reaction to Secular Entertainment’s Presentation About Sex (videos)

Very good video about secular entertainment’s treatment of sex in television shows:

This next video discusses how movies depict virgins as being nerdy losers or freaks and Hollywood’s common “curing the virgins” plot staple – because, you know, virginity is like a disease (discusses other movie cliches too):

Dating Jesus / Oh No I’m Single! (videos) – for single unmarried Christians

Dating Jesus (video)

Recap for newbies here: I’m over 40 and never married, though I wanted to be.

I don’t know why other single, Christian women refer to Jesus Christ as “their boyfriend,” or they (or teen aged girls) will say that they are “dating Jesus.”

When other Christians hear you pine for marriage, they will sympathetically tell you, “The Lord is your husband.” That is not consoling. It’s weird.

If I can figure out how to directly embed the video in the post, I’ll do it. For now, here’s a link to a video on You Tube. I found it amusing. (There’s another video below this one.)

(Link): Dating Jesus

Here’s another:

Search for love in China fuels ‘ghost marriages’; grave robbing

Search for love in China fuels ‘ghost marriages’; grave robbing

(Link): Search for love in China fuels ‘ghost marriages’; grave robbing

Excerpts:

BEIJING – Wei Guohua finally found his Mrs. Right – almost 10 years after he died.

Led by a rooster, Wei Guohua’s children brought the remains of his bride and buried them inside his tomb in Yulin, a town in Shannxi province, on Nov. 14, 2012.

A well-known local feng shui master hosted a ceremony to pronounce them husband and wife. (The rooster was there because people believe the birds can guide the dead to a new home.)

Continue reading “Search for love in China fuels ‘ghost marriages’; grave robbing”

Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage (Satire)

Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage (Satire / Humor)

(Link-via LARK NEWS – Satire, it’s not an actual news story): Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage

    TOPEKA — Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained from sex during their 14-month courtship, have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to do so indefinitely.

    “If it was holy before, it must be double-holy afterwards,” Darla says.

    They have now completed 25 months of marriage without any sexual contact, going about their normal lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of relational strain.

    Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.

    They don’t know when they’ll finally break the pledge, and they feel no pressure. After abstaining so long before marriage, “a few extra years is nothing,” says Darla.

    “Of course, we don’t lord it over any other couple who decides to have sex after marriage, but for us it’s about staying faithful to the abstinence message and the holiness involved with that,” says Jon who seems unbothered. “For us, true love waits, and waits, and waits.”

While that artice is satire, I can totally see some Christians or denominations teaching that. The current trend by most Christians is to turn sex into an idol and obsess about it, but conservative Christians in general have weird, stupid, or bizarre ideas about sex in general.
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Related posts this blog:
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Humor:

(Link): Ignatius the Ultimate Youth Pastor & Teaching Christian Singles About Sex

(Link): Husband’s celibacy gift disrupts marriage (Satire / Humor)

(Link): Video: Dating Advice for Single Christian Guys (satire)

(Link): Dating Jesus / Oh No I’m Single! (videos) – for single unmarried Christians

(Link): “He’s Got Muscles” – Pat Robertson Weirdness (Discussing Tebow’s Sexiness)

(Link): Unmarried Christian Women Ain’t Got Time Fo’ Dat!

(Link): A Mother / Baby Photo I don’t mind

(Link): Singles Humor

(Link): Weird Ass Farmer’s Dating Site Commercial

(Link): Weird Dating / Marriage Advice by [Christian preacher] Joel Osteen

(Link): Too Many eHarmony Commercials (with eHarmony video parody commercials)

(Link): My Christian Pundit Blog Avatar

(Link): Westboro Mingle.com Dating Site (Satire)

(Link): Rent- A- Husband (Regarding “Wedleases”)

(Link): Weird Marriages: Woman Marries Fairground Ride

(Link): Reaction to Secular Entertainment’s Presentation About Sex (videos)

(Link): Valentine’s Day – this is for all the Unmarried People / Never Married / Singles

(Link): Those Times When You’re Glad to be a Celibate, Single Christian – 2 [Herpes Dating Site]

(Link): Funny Photos for Christian Singles Never Married – Humor / Funny

(Link): Weird Dating Sites, Toilet Dating, Dating Sites and Privacy

(Link): More Weird Ass Highly Specialized Dating Sites
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Serious stuff:

(Link): Blogs by Single Women Who Discuss the Weirdos, Perverts and Losers Who Contact Them on Dating Sites

(Link): Creepizoids Weirdos and Perverts on Dating Sites

(Link): Stop Telling Your Single Friends to Try Dating Sites – Please.

(Link): No, Christians and Churches Do Not Idolize Virginity and Sexual Purity

(Link): Are Most Churches Too Judgemental About Sexual Sin? (of the hetero variety)

(Link): Anti Virginity Editorial by Christian Blogger Tim Challies – Do Hurt / Shame Feelings or Sexual Abuse Mean Christians Should Cease Supporting Virginity or Teaching About Sexual Purity

(Link): Douglas Wilson and Christian Response FAIL to Sexual Sin – No Body Can Resist Sex – supposedly – Re: Celibacy

Valentine’s Day – this is for all the Unmarried People / Never Married / Singles

❤ ❤ ❤ Happy Valentine’s Day to all the Unmarried People out there! ❤ ❤ ❤

Happy Valentine's Day from Forever Alone Meme Guy!
Happy Valentine’s Day from Forever Alone Meme Guy!

Valentine’s Day

(Link): Valentine’s Day / Singles Appreciation Day For Never Married People and Other Singles -2014-

I used to dread Valentine’s Day, as it was a reminder that I was still unmarried. As the years go by, the holiday doesn’t bother me as much. At times, I find it amusing.

Here are some links or funny photos to cheer you up if you’re down about being alone on Valentine’s Day…

(Link): Eleven of the Worst Valentine Day’s Ads

(Link): 30 Valentine’s Day Gift Fails

(Link): The Top 100 Most Strange, Odd, Perplexing and Unintentionally Funny Vintage Valentine Cards EVER!

Single and Free
Single and Free
"My life is like a romantic comedy except..."
“My life is like a romantic comedy except…”
Forever Alone With 72 Cats
Forever Alone With 72 Cats
Grumpy Cat says Bah Hum Bug to Valentine's Day! / Grumpy Cat Valentine's Day cookies
Grumpy Cat says Bah Hum Bug to Valentine’s Day! / Grumpy Cat Valentine’s Day cookies

If you are feeling bad today because you are single and it’s Valentine’s Day, well don’t! You’re fine the way you are!

❤ ❤ ❤ Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Related links on this blog:

(Link):  A Valentine for the Single Christian by K L Bishop

❤ (Link): Valentine’s Day: The Unromantic Origins of the Holiday by S. Barr

(Link):  Meet the Most Vitriolic Valentine’s Day Haters Around the World

(Link): Some Lady Tells Singles Not To Feel Sad on Valentine’s Day

(Link): Insensitive Valentine Meme – you can’t feel sad about being single if your parents are still living

(Link): Chinese Singles Buy Movie Tickets So Couples Can’t Sit Together on Valentine’s Day

Those Times When You’re Glad to be a Celibate, Single Christian – 2 [Herpes Dating Site]

Those Times When You’re Glad to be a Celibate, Single Christian – Part 2

Eeeee!

I did a google to see if one of my recent posts here had already been indexed by google (it has), and the link below turned up on the front page (and no, none of my posts have had anything to do about herpes – well, aside from the one where I pasted a quote by someone who had herpes asking an advice columnist for help, which I mentioned (Link): here).

Here’s the site that turned up on the first page of the results:

Herpes Dating Sites – Happy with Herpes
happy-with-herpes.com/herpes-dating-sites.html
Here’s a list and review of some Herpes dating sites so you can find a partner … You have something in common (though it might be awkward telling people … In 2007, on a boring Thursday night, I received a wink on PositiveSingles, … I have decided after years of having herpes to stop hiding, and learn how to be honest.

Seriously, there’s a whole dating site for people with herpes? (Edit: and they’re “Happy” about it. All righty. Odd.)


Related:

(Link): ‘STD-Verified’ Dating App Is Startup Culture Via Nutshell: Frank, Unchecked, Inevitable  by J. Burns

Unmarried Christian Women Ain’t Got Time Fo’ Dat!

Unmarried Christian Women Ain’t Got Time Fo’ Dat!

I think you can click this picture to enlarge it if it makes it easier to read (I know you got time fo dat):

Sweet Brown says Unmarried Christian Women Ain't Got the Time to follow all your dating advice
Unmarried Christian women ain’t got the time to follow all your dating advice!
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