Clergyman Caught In Sex Act With Vacuum Cleaner ‘Carried On After Being Seen’

Clergyman Caught In Sex Act With Vacuum Cleaner ‘Carried On After Being Seen’

(Link): Vicar caught in sex act with HENRY HOOVER ‘carried on after being seen’

July 14, 2022
by James Robinson

A ‘naughty’ church leader carried out a sex act with a Henry Hoover while wearing nothing but stockings.

John Jeffs was caught in the act in his office, while working as a pastoral manager at Christian faith-based group, Parents Talking Asperger’s.

He was spotted by a churchgoer at a Baptist centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire, who saw the retired vicar standing by the hoover as it was propped up between two chairs.

The witness walked past and said they saw Jeffs almost completely naked, except for a pair of ladies stockings.

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I’m In A Relationship With My 1998 Chevy – And Our Sex Life is So Special by A. Court

I’m In A Relationship With My 1998 Chevy – And Our Sex Life is So Special by A. Court

Okay, weirdo.

(Link):  I’m in a relationship with my 1998 Chevy — and our sex life is so special

Excerpts:

… An Arkansas man known only as Nathaniel — for, uh, privacy reasons — is revving back into the headlines after saying he has “sex” with his 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo.

The randy motorist, 37, revealed he was in a sexual relationship with his racy red automobile back in 2012, when he was featured on an episode of TLC’s “My Strange Addiction.” However, vintage YouTube clips of his bizarre auto erotica are just now going viral — globally.

“I like to lean over his fender and across his hood and kind of press up against him,” Nathaniel said of how he engages in intercourse with his vehicle, which he has gendered as male and affectionately named “Chase.”

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Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

(Link): Man bizarrely claims he has sexual relationship with famous artwork the Mona Lisa

April 28, 2022
By Victoria Scheer

A famous artist dubbed the next Andy Warhol has claimed he is having a sexual relationship with the Mona Lisa.

Spanish-born Domingo Zapata said he has been obsessed with the artwork for over a decade and dreams about having sex with the woman in the 1503 painting, which he uses as the basis for many of his iconic reinterpretations.

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Man Had Sex With Sandwich Shop Window

Man Had Sex With Sandwich Shop Window

(Link): Police: Man grinded on store window, arrested for indecent exposure

(Link): Seattle police: Man caught copulating with West Seattle sandwich window

    • Seattle man charged with indecent exposure in Westwood Village flashing

BY LEVI PULKKINEN, SEATTLEPI.COM STAFF
Updated 10:20 am, Tuesday, December 24, 2013

A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was “humping” the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror of those inside.

King County prosecutors contend Lydell Coleman approached Sub Shop at Westwood Village Shopping Center shortly after closing on Oct. 24. Coleman, 36, is alleged to have dropped his pants and mashed himself against the glass as employees looked on.

According to charging papers, Colman arrived at the shop, located at 2500 S.W. Barton St., at 9:30 p.m. and started tugging on the locked door. The witnesses told police the evening then took a strange turn.

“At the glass window, Coleman was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as ‘humping’ and rubbing his genitals against the window,” a Seattle detective said in charging papers, recounting statements made by the two women who witnessed the incident.

Told the store was closed, Coleman exposed himself and pressed his bare genitals against the presumably cold glass, according to charging papers. He then fled as security responded to the store.


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Weirdo Dude Arrested for Having Sex with Raft and Pumpkin

Weirdo Dude Arrested for Having Sex with Raft and Pumpkin

A lot of segments of American society, including Christianity, will treat you like a freak if you’re still a virgin past your mid 30s. As someone who is past her mid 30s and who hasn’t had sex yet, can I get props for at least not having sex with pool toys and pumpkins?

(Link): Edwin Tobergta, Sentenced To 11 Months For Sex With Pool Raft, Also Had Sex With Pumpkin

Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, Ohio, is now famous as the man caught having sex with a pool raft. His sentencing hearing this week offered a little insight into his proclivities. One thing that stands out: He once pleasured himself with a pumpkin.

Tobergta was sentenced this week to 11 months in prison for defiling the inflatable raft, according to WXIX. He committed the act in June, in front of children.

At an earlier court session, Tobergta plead guilty to public indecency.

This is the second time Tobergta has been caught in flagrante delicto with an inflatable pool toy. The same thing happened in 2011.

But a less reported aspect of Tobergta’s checkered history with the law occurred in 2002, when he was arrested for allegedly diddling an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.


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Aussie Woman Marries Bridge in France

Aussie Woman Marries Bridge in France

(Link): Rock-solid love: Australian woman marries a bridge in France – and even gets the mayor’s blessing

    • July 2013

Australian artist Jodi Rose has married Le Pont du Diable Bridge

Swore her undying love for 14th-century stone structure in south France

An Australian woman has taken her desire for the ‘strong and silent’-type to a new extreme when she married a bridge.

Jodi Rose married Le Pont du Diable Bridge in Céret, southern France after falling head over heels for the ‘sensual’ 14th century stone structure.
Ms Rose, or Mrs Le Pont du Diable, has spent the past decade travelling the world recording the vibrations in bridge cables with contact microphones and using them to create experimental music.


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