Woman Married to Rag Doll Claims She is Pregnant with Her Cheating Husband’s Second Toy Child

Woman Married to Rag Doll Claims She is Pregnant with Her Cheating Husband’s Second Toy Child

(Link): The ups and downs of being married to a rag doll: As Brazilian ‘mother’ claims she is ‘pregnant’ with her cheating husband’s second toy child, FEMAIL delves into their bizarre family life

by Jessica Taylor
April 13, 2023

After a cheating scandal and a kidnapping attempt, happy days are here again for a human-rag doll hybrid family in Brazil, who have announced they are ‘expecting’ their second child.

Meirivone Rocha Moraes, 37, posts TikTok videos of her milestones with her husband Marcelo and their rag doll son Marcelinho – but her videos show that her unusual family are just like the rest of us in many ways.

As well as announcing the big events in her life, the ‘mother’ also uses her videos to show the mundanity of their every day routine including looking after the ‘baby’ and the daily commute to work.

And, like many families, Marcelo spends his days working hard to support his wife and child, carrying out gruelling tasks on a building site to provide for them.

Married Couple Says They Host Christmas Dinner in the Nude And Their Family Guests Are OK With It

Married Couple Says They Host Christmas Dinner in the Nude And Their Family Guests Are OK With It

This is gross, nasty, weird, and inappropriate in so many ways.

Also: marriage doesn’t make people more mature, ethical, godly, or responsible (this is another example).

There are photos on the pages below – even though they are “tastefully” posed or blurred out so that you don’t see any genitals, the whole thing will never- the- less make you want to wash your eyeballs out with bleach:

(Link):  We’re nudists and we spend Christmas Day completely naked while our guests wear clothes – it’s not awkward but we do have to crank the heating up

A husband and wife duo have admitted to spending Christmas day completely in the nude, while their guests remain fully clothed.

Helen Berriman and her husband Simon revealed that they celebrate Christmas totally naked.

The couple from Bromley, decorate the tree and even cook their turkey while stark naked.

(Link): We host Christmas dinner in the nude — our clothed family doesn’t mind

By Andrew Court
December 23, 2022

They’re living their naked truth.

A British couple is speaking out about their plans to spend the festive season in the buff, claiming they won’t even put on clothes when their relatives call around.

Helen Berriman is set to host her mother, 75, and her daughter, 15, for lunch on Christmas Day where she will sit naked alongside her husband, Simon.

I Sniff My Husband’s Dirty Underwear to Make Sure He’s Not Cheating by B. Cost, by Way of K. Flores

I Sniff My Husband’s Dirty Underwear to Make Sure He’s Not Cheating by B. Cost, by Way of K. Flores

Never, ever when I began this blog several years ago to discuss how the church and secular conservatives have idolized marriage and the nuclear family did I ever think I’d run into these types of headlines, but here they are.

This is so gross.

Being married, contra the usual secular and religious conservative propaganda, does NOT make a person more ethical, responsible, normal, mature, godly or loving. This is another example.

I mean, so long as I keep running into these types of wacko, nasty news stories (and far worse ones, of married people who murder or abuse their children or their spouses), hyper- family- and- marriage obsessed doofi, such as Brad Wilcox, Al Mohler, James Dobson, Jim Daly, and Philip Derrida can kindly S.T.F.U. about how much “The Nuclear Family” supposedly benefits culture.

Assuming this is not some kind of joke and this woman is serious, she is, yes, controlling, nasty, and weird – and I do NOT appreciate marriage-worshippers such as Al Mohler, Jim Daly, Mark Regnerus, Philip Derrida and all those other guys comparing never married, childless adults to such married idiots unfavorably.

(Link): I sniff my husband’s dirty underwear to make sure he’s not cheating

Oct 27, 2022
by Ben Cost

The scent of a womanizer?

Guatemalan model and businesswoman Kimberly Flores has allegedly devised an unusual — albeit violating — way to tell if her husband’s been cheating:

She smells his dirty briefs to sniff out potential love rivals. She detailed the infidelity smell test on the reality TV show “Rica, Famosa, Latina (Rich, Famous, Latin),” Newsflash reported.

“I always check the expenses of the credit card, the calls at midnight, and I even smell his underpants . . . and even the ‘likes’ on Instagram,” Flores, 33, declared, while describing how she confirms whether her husband of three years, Mexican singer Edwin Luna, has been faithful.

Widow Hid Husband’s ‘Mummified Corpse’ In Home For 18 Months, Didn’t Think He Died

Widow Hid Husband’s ‘Mummified Corpse’ In Home For 18 Months, Didn’t Think He Died

(Link): Widow hid husband’s ‘mummified corpse’ in home for 18 months, didn’t think he died

by Andrew Court
Sept 26, 2022

A grieving widow kept the “mummified” corpse of her husband hidden inside her home for 18 months — and used a cleaning disinfectant to keep the flesh from rotting.

The unidentified woman, who hails from Uttar Pradesh, India, reportedly refused to believe that her spouse had passed away on April 22 last year.

According to the Indian Express, the 35-year-old victim, named Vimlesh, succumbed to “bilateral pneumonia” brought on by a COVID-19 infection.

However, his distraught wife insisted that he was only in a coma, and kept his corpse concealed in a room at their home.

Married Man Spends $76,000 To Look Like The ‘Perfect Woman’ Including Four Series of Breast Implants and a Butt Lift

Married Man Spends $76,000 To Look Like The ‘Perfect Woman’ Including Four Series of Breast Implants and a Butt Lift

🤮 🤮 🤮

Sometimes I think it’s better to be single, that I dodged a bullet by never having married.

Can you imagine getting married, and at some point in your marriage, your husband wants to start wearing lip stick and dresses?

If these men at any point prior to marriage think they want to be a cross dresser, act like a transgender, or think they might be attracted to other men, they need to stop dating or marrying women!

It’s diabolical to walk into a marriage harboring some kind of secret desire or predilection, only to spring it on your spouse X years into life together! You’re wasting the other person’s time and likely to break their heart.

This also goes to show, that contra to Marriage-worshippers like Brad Wilcox, Al Mohler, and others, that marriage does NOT make a person more giving, mature, ethical, loving, or responsible.

(Link): Transgender surgery addict spends £52,000 on four boob jobs, two rounds of lipo and 150 face fillers to have ‘the perfect female body’ – and says her wife is standing by her 

A transgender woman from Italy who hid her desire to change sex for 40 years says she’s spent £52,000 trying to achieve the perfect female body since coming out.

… Fulvia was just fifteen years old when she first realised she was transgender but fearful of her strict religious family, and her father who was in the clergy, Fulvia kept her feelings a secret.

…The troubled youngster kept her torment hidden even when she met Marisa, 32 years ago.

Soon after they were wed, Fulvia began visiting gay clubs and cross-dressing in private in her garage.

She said: ‘I was feeling trapped in my body. I hid in the garage and put make-up on dressed like a woman. I never showed that side of me because I was ashamed of it.’

…Fulvia masked her turmoil and exaggerated her masculinity in public, buying guns and owning expensive cars.

I Bought My Husband a Sex Doll That Looks Just Like Me; Now We Have Threesomes – by A. Court

I Bought My Husband a Sex Doll That Looks Just Like Me; Now We Have Threesomes – by Andrew Court

Is there no end to the weirdness and grossness people will engage in sexually?

And people have the audacity to mock anyone over age 21 for still being a virgin – if anyone should be mocked, it’s stupid married couples who do things like get a clone of one spouse in the form of a sex doll and have threesomes with it.

Let this be yet another example, contra to marriage-worshippers such as Al Mohler, etc – that being married does NOT make people more mature, ethical, responsible, or godly.

(Link): I bought my husband a sex doll that looks just like me — now we have threesomes

July 18, 2022
By Andrew Court

There were three in the bed . . . and this couple never looked back.

A wife struggling with her husband’s high libido has bought a lookalike sex doll in order to take the pressure off if she’s not in the mood.

Char Grey, 23, splashed out $1,800 on the racy replica for her sexed-up spouse Callum, 28, only to discover that she has also developed feelings for the dirty doll, named Dee.

Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

(Link): Man bizarrely claims he has sexual relationship with famous artwork the Mona Lisa

April 28, 2022
By Victoria Scheer

A famous artist dubbed the next Andy Warhol has claimed he is having a sexual relationship with the Mona Lisa.

Spanish-born Domingo Zapata said he has been obsessed with the artwork for over a decade and dreams about having sex with the woman in the 1503 painting, which he uses as the basis for many of his iconic reinterpretations.

I Married My Cat To Get Around My Landlord’s Pet Restrictions by Hannah Sparks

I Married My Cat To Get Around My Landlord’s Pet Restrictions by Hannah Sparks

(Link):  ‘I Am Her Universe’: Woman Marries Her Five-Year-Old Cat 

April 27, 2022

A 49-year-old woman in London has tied the knot with … her cat.

Deborah Hodge has been forced to give up three pets — two Huskies and one cat — and she is refusing to do it again, according to the New York Post. To circumvent her landlord’s no-pet policy, the British woman has elevated her cat India from pet to spouse.

(Link): I married my cat to get around my landlord’s pet restrictions

By Hannah Sparks
April 25, 2022

It was an un-fur-gettable occasion.

Deborah Hodge recently married her cat, India, in a loophole scheme to avoid rental restrictions, which have barred Hodge from bringing animals into the unit.

Fed up, the 49-year-old woman from London devised a plan to marry her cat after already having rehomed three previous pets due to landlords who rejected pet owners from their properties. The single mom of two (humans) now hopes her show of commitment will prove to property owners that India is more than just an animal.

“She is fundamentally the most important thing in my life after my children,” she told South West News Service.

Man Proposes to Woman at Her Father’s Funeral

Man Proposes to Woman at Her Father’s Funeral

Proposing at a funeral is weird, tacky, and insensitive.

(Link): Man Proposes to Woman at Her Father’s Funeral

May 11, 2022
by Ben Cost

It was one wedding and a funeral.

A South African pastor is being excoriated online after filming himself proposing to a grieving woman in the middle of her father’s funeral — mere feet from the deceased’s coffin. Video of the proposal has over 278,000 views as critics accuse the man of making the somber occasion about himself.

“Proposing [to] the deceased’s daughter right at the funeral. Wiping the tears there and there,” reads the caption to the clip, which was uploaded a week ago by the fiancé — who goes by @M.Mojela on TikTok.

According to CEN, the pastor, who was presiding over the service, had asked for the woman’s hand in order to help heal her broken heart.

Fury as Mexican Couple Has a Nazi-Themed Wedding on Hitler’s Wedding Day

Fury as Mexican Couple Has a Nazi-Themed Wedding on Hitler’s Wedding Day

(Link): Fury as Mexican Couple Has a Nazi-Themed Wedding on Hitler’s Wedding Day

May 6, 2022
by Adry Torres

A Mexican couple has sparked fury after holding a Nazi-style wedding honoring Adolph Hitler.

Fernando and Josefina tied the knot at a church in the state of Tlaxcala – east of Mexico’s capital – on April 29, the anniversary of Hitler’s marriage to Eva Braun.

The German dictator committed suicide a day later in 1945.

Fernando and his three groomsmen wore replica suits of the Schutzstaffel, a paramilitary unit that served the Nazis – while Josefina wore a white gown.

‘If we had not found a mass for today, we would have gotten married next year,’ the groom told Mexican news outlet Milenio.

The themed wedding was condemned by Simon Wiesenthal Center in a statement.

‘Fictosexual’ Man Married Hologram Bride, But Now Struggles to Bond With Her

‘Fictosexual’ Man Married Hologram Bride, But Now Struggles to Bond With Her

(Link): ‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her

By Brooke Kato
April 26, 2022

She’s not real — but his feelings are.

A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer four years ago said he’s now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her.

Akihiko Kondo, 38, was dating Hatsune Miku — depicted in pop culture as a 16-year-old with turquoise hair — for a decade before they had an unofficial wedding ceremony in 2018. Kondo — one of many who identifies as “fictosexual,” or someone who is sexually attracted to fictional characters — spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300, on the nuptials, but his family did not attend.

Now married for four years, Kondo, 38, said his relationship has hit a roadblock: He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.

My Husband Won’t Take His Mask Off – Not Even For Sex by T. Bosch

My Husband Won’t Take His Mask Off – Not Even For Sex by T. Bosch

Anyone out there who thinks snarking at another adult over the age of 21 that “you’re probably a virgin” (as though having sex is a mark of maturity or adulthood, ie, using sexual activity or lack thereof as an insult), needs to reconsider that in light of the stupid sex-related things that people who do have sex do. Such as…

(Link): My Husband Won’t Take His Mask Off – Not Even For Sex

We’re both vaccinated now. When will this stop?

Dear Prudence,

I have been married to a great guy for five and a half years. He is handsome, sexy, funny, and kind.

It’s true that he has always been a little “prissy” about illnesses, but I never thought it was a real problem.

However, during the pandemic, his terror about getting sick has reached new levels.

For the last year, he has refused to take off his face mask, even when we are at home—just the two of us. This is true even now that he is fully vaccinated for the virus.

He wears it to sleep, to do most of his bathroom activities, and, yes, even during lovemaking.