I Almost Died During Orgasm When Sex Position ‘Popped’ My Aorta by A. Grace

I Almost Died During Orgasm When Sex Position ‘Popped’ My Aorta by A. Grace

(Link): I almost died during orgasm when sex position ‘popped’ my aorta

by Asia Grace
August 4, 2022

…Achieving the “big O” left a Mississippi woman saying “Uh-oh” as she nearly died while having an orgasm, a new medical study details.

“The patient was having sexual intercourse with her husband, and during her orgasm, she felt a ‘pop’ in her chest with radiation to her back,” research recently published in the American Journal Case Report explained. “She stated that her legs were pressed against her chest [during the orgasm].”

Per the medical journal, an unnamed 45-year-old woman from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, was rushed to the emergency room of her local hospital after suffering from “stabbing” chest pains with “10 out of 10” pain levels.

 She was also afflicted with a sudden case of nausea and shortness of breath.

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Man With Nine Wives Has ‘Sex Schedule’ To ‘Fulfill My Sexuality At Any Cost’

Man With Nine Wives Has ‘Sex Schedule’ To ‘Fulfill My Sexuality At Any Cost’

(Link): Man with 9 wives has ‘sex schedule’ to ‘fulfill my sexuality at any cost’

by Ben Cost
April 26, 2022

…A Brazilian model and polygamist who notoriously married nine women now claims he’s had to create a sex schedule to be sure each wife’s needs are met.

“They all want to fulfill my sexuality at any cost,” Arthur O Urso told Jam Press of his salacious plate-spinning.

The model and swinger, who was first married to fellow swinger Luana Kazaki, made waves in marital circles last year after tying the knot with eight additional women in São Paulo because he wanted to “protest against monogamy.” Alas, the nuptials weren’t legally binding as polygamy is outlawed in Brazil.

His arrangement might’ve sounded like a dream come true; however, Urso said he struggled to satisfy all his partners equally, so he established a romp “rota.”

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Dog Gets Monkeypox From Non-Monogamous Homosexual Couple

Dog Gets Monkeypox From Non-Monogamous Homosexual Couple

Just think, if more people practiced self control, chastity, this type of nonsense and depravity would not be an issue.

(Link): [Homosexual] Owners Spread Monkeypox to Their Dog, CDC Warns of Human-to-Animal Transmission

(Link): I’m just gonna (heaven help us) leave this right here as the CDC updates its monkeypox guidance to include dogs

12 days after the men were diagnosed, their 4-year-old male Italian greyhound began presenting symptoms, including “mucocutaneous lesions, abdomen pustules and a thin anal ulceration.”

(Link): Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox ‘after sharing bed with its infected owners’

by Tom Brown
August 14, 2022

A dog in Paris has caught monkeypox after sharing the bed with its gay owners who were infected with the disease.

The two Parisians developed symptoms at the beginning of June before they developed the lesions showing a monkeypox infection.

The two men aged 44 and 27, who live together in a non-monogamous relationship, developed sores a week after having sex with other men.

They went to the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital in Paris with their symptoms after twelve days — but there was one patient the doctors had forgotten about.

Their Italian greyhound had also developed ulcerations and pustules on its stomach.

A PCR test confirmed the canine had also come down with monkeypox, confirming the first case of a domestic pet contracting the virus.

Further genetic sequencing showed the strain of the disease was an identical match with the disease that had infected its owners.

The 44-year-old, a Latino, lived with HIV – according to The Lancet Journal –  was in a ‘non-exclusive’ relationship with his partner, who was HIV negative.

The disease is often spread through prolonged close contact with the monkeypox lesions.

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Scientists Say MISSIONARY is the Best Sex Position for Female Orgasm

Scientists Say MISSIONARY is the Best Sex Position for Female Orgasm

(Link): Scientists say MISSIONARY is the best sex position for female orgasm

by Shivali Best
July 6, 2022

It’s often perceived as the most boring sex position, but a new study may paint missionary in a new light.

Researchers have revealed that missionary is the best position for reaching female orgasm – as long as you use a pillow.

In a new study, researchers from private gynaecology clinic New H Medical in New York assessed blood flow to the clitoris during popular poses including missionary, sitting face-to-face and rear entry.

Their findings show that blood flow to the clitoris – a key step towards the ‘big O’ – is greatest when the man is on top during missionary, with a pillow placed beneath the woman’s pelvis.

In the study, the team set out to understand the best sex positions for female orgasm.

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Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

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Celibacy for the win – yet again!

Also: WOMEN DO NOT HAVE PENISES. Women do not have penises. 

(Link):  Man cracks penis during sex, diagnosed with rare ‘eggplant deformity’

Excerpts:

by Ben Cost
July 8, 2022

…An unlucky Indonesian man was diagnosed with a rare penis condition, called “eggplant deformity,” after fracturing his manhood while having sex with his wife. His wince-worthy whoopie wound was detailed in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

“We present a case report of severe penile fracture associated with sexual intercourse,” reads the July report regarding the phallic fiasco.

The 50-year-old patient had reported to the hospital, claiming that his penis had been swollen for four hours following a mishap in the sack. According to the study, the frisky fellow had been “having intercourse with his wife when he felt a ‘crack,’ ” whereupon he lost his erection, and suffered urethral bleeding and an inability to ejaculate.

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Narcissistic Men Are More Prone to Premature Ejaculation: Study

Narcissistic Men Are More Prone to Premature Ejaculation: Study

(Link): Narcissistic men are more prone to premature ejaculation: study

July 6, 2022
By Adriana Diaz

Narcissistic men are more prone to premature ejaculation and trouble orgasming, a new study found.

The study, “Narcissism, sexual response, and sexual and relationship satisfaction” published in Sexual and Relationship Therapy, was conducted with 1,287 men ages 18 to 35 answering questions about their sexual activity in the last 12 to 24 months.

They were rated using the Hurlbert Index of Sexual Narcissism and asked questions including “In sex, I like to be the one in charge” and “Pleasing yourself in sex is most important.”

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NYC Bakery Makes Genital – Shaped Pastries

NYC Bakery Makes Genital – Shaped Pastries

Why oh why does everything in our society have to be sexualized? 🤮

(Link): Sugar Wood, NYC’s sexiest bakery, has customers hot and ready

July 14, 2022
By Adriana Diaz

Sugar Wood is Manhattan’s sexiest bakery, here to satisfy all your naughtiest cravings.

New York City just opened its first-ever adult-themed bakery serving up waffle Woodys (penis shaped) or Kittys (vagina shaped) so fresh and hot they’ll be dripping… in a variety of sweet sauces including milk chocolate, peanut butter, salted caramel, strawberry and white chocolate.

The Soho shop had a soft opening last week, but a flurry of fans have come in hard and fast — and others are dying to have a taste thanks to a now-viral Instagram post that received nearly 1 million views in four hours.

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Cockroaches Are Skipping Sugar to Get More Sex From Mutant Population

Cockroaches Are Skipping Sugar to Get More Sex From Mutant Population

I always love a post where I can re-use my (so far) lone roach photo!

(Link): Cockroaches are evolving to prefer low-sugar diets. That could be bad news for humans

Pest control practices will have to evolve just as fast to kill the much-hated insects

July 3, 2022
By PAMELA APPEA

roachPic Apparently, humans aren’t the only animals going keto. The German cockroach (Blattella germanica), one of the most common pests in the world, is evolving to have a glucose-free diet.

Unlike many humans, it’s not because they’re suddenly watching their figure; rather, German cockroaches have inadvertently outwitted human pest control tactics by evolving to dislike sugar, specifically glucose.

That could have huge implications for the population of cockroaches worldwide, which is of particular concern given their propensity to spread bacteria and disease.

…  Dr. Ayako Wada-Katsumata and a team of entomology researchers found evidence of significant changes involving sugar-averse German cockroaches and mating habits.

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Men Rush To Get Vasectomies After Roe V Wade is Overturned

Men Rush To Get Vasectomies After Roe V Wade is Overturned

Update Below

So, men will lob responsibility on to women for preventing pregnancy only unless and until abortion is limited?

Men had the ability the entire time to run off and get a vasectomy – if it takes the over turn of Roe V Wade to push them into this now, this is a sad but not atypical response of most men.

Men always want the burden of sexual responsibility to fall on women.

(Link):  More men getting vasectomies after ‘triggering’ Roe v. Wade decision

Men are hurrying to get vasectomies in the wake of the bombshell Supreme Court decision to overturn the Roe v. Wade abortion ruling, doctors say.

Dr. Alex Shteynshlyuger, director of urology at New York Urology Specialists, said his Manhattan practice has been deluged with vasectomy requests for roughly a month after a draft opinion by Justice Samuel Alito was leaked in early May.

🚫🍆 (Link): Men rush to get vasectomies after Roe v Wade is overturned

July 1, 2022
By Vanessa Serna

One Florida urologist known as the ‘Vasectomy King’ says men are rushing to get the procedure in light of the overturn of Roe v. Wade.

Since the overturn of the 1973 case that guaranteed a right to abortion on June 24, Dr. Doug Stein has received 12 to 18 requests for vasectomies per day, in comparison to a previous four or five requests, he told The Washington Post.

‘It was very noticeable Friday, and then the number that came in over the weekend was huge and the number that is still coming in far exceeds what we have experienced in the past,’ Stein said.

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Man Who Had Genitals Removed Says He Made ‘The Biggest Mistake of His Life’ – Man Became Transwoman Then Back to a Man Again

Man Who Had Genitals Removed Says He Made ‘The Biggest Mistake of His Life’ – Man Became Transwoman Then Back to a Man Again

(Link): Man who had genitals removed says he made ‘the biggest mistake of his life’

June 23, 2022
by Sue Reid

A young British man who had his genitals removed during gender reassignment surgery is suing the NHS over the operation in a historic legal action.

He complains that doctors did not warn him of the drastic outcome of the body-altering surgery which has left him infertile, incontinent and feeling like a ‘sexual eunuch’.

He said on Twitter yesterday: ‘The minute I woke up from surgery, I knew I had made the biggest mistake of my life.’

Campaigners say that it is the first medical negligence case over NHS transgender care in this country. The NHS trust involved has not been named.

His case has been taken on by lawyers in Liverpool. It centres on whether the NHS and its gender clinics adequately counselled him before the operation five years ago. The patient, in his thirties, was brought up in the North of England and has de-transitioned from being a woman to live as a man again.

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AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

There’s this advice section on Reddit called AITA (Am I The Asshole), where people write in about disputes they’re having with co-workers, friends, family, or whomever, and they want to know if they’re wrong or if the person they’re having the dispute with is wrong.

The sometimes get questions about dating and marriage.

This woman is NOT the asshole. Her idiot boyfriend is. Well, he’s not just an asshole, but he’s a weirdo sicko. grandmaRockingChair

(Link): AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

If that link doesn’t work, there is a screen cap of it in a tweet embedded below, and here’s another link or two with copies of the inquiry:

(Link): ‘Call Me Grandma In Bed’: The Most Outrageous Stories On Reddit’s Am I The Asshole?

The Bedroom Equaliser

””I’m just going to get right to it — My (25f) boyfriend (28m) likes to be called “daddy” in bed while we’re being intimate.

I’ve obliged this request but it’s starting to creep me out and I’ve decided I don’t want to do it anymore.

He is not happy with this and insists it has nothing to do with the connotation of the word, he just simply enjoys hearing me say it.

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Mother-Of-One, 31, and Her Boyfriend Are Warned Over Noisy Sex Sessions Which Neighbors Said Were Louder Than A Lawnmower

Mother-Of-One, 31, and Her Boyfriend Are Warned Over Noisy Sex Sessions Which Neighbors Said Were Louder Than A Lawnmower

Sex is over-rated. One of the good things about having a celibate for a neighbor is that you wouldn’t be subjected to this.

(Link): Mother-of-one, 31, and her boyfriend are warned over noisy sex sessions which neighbours said were louder than a LAWNMOWER

by Katie Feehan
June 19, 2022

A couple have been handed a noise warning by their landlord after neighbours complained they were having sex too loudly.

Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, have been told they will be monitored by the social housing provider at their semi-detached home in Somerset.

Mother-of-one Ms Barker told the Sun they enjoy ‘morning, noon and night’ sex sessions but said they abstain during ‘anti-social hours’.

She said: ‘It’s not as if I’m a screamer. I’ve never had any noise issues before.

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