Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

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People seriously have to be told this? They’re that perverted and stupid?

(Link): Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

by Ben Cost
December 20, 2022

…A United Kingdom doctor is raising eyebrows across social media by warning people of the dangers of masturbating with ornaments come Christmastime — which is apparently an actual trend.

“It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.

Indeed, trying to make Christmas come early with ornaments is apparently hazardous to one’s health.

“Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,” warned Welsh, who co-founded the condom brand Hanx. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime.

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Dean of Chicago School Says Students Shown Dildos, Butt Plugs While Teaching About Queer Sex – Progressives are Perverted Groomers

Dean of Chicago School Says Students Shown Dildos, Butt Plugs While Teaching About Queer Sex – Progressives Are Perverted Groomers

I notice that all the progressives, atheists, and “exvangelical” malcontents or loons on Twitter who complain constantly about Republican, conservative, or Christian emphasis on sexual purity, sexual abstinence, or Purity Culture, never criticize the leftist perverted obsession with forcing age-inappropriate sexual content down the throats of public school children.

Why, they actually love it!

Progressives, Liberals, and ex-Christians, the types who regularly gripe about Trump voters, Republicans, Purity Culture, or evangelicals, are themselves groomers and Pedo-Enablers. What a bunch of dirt bags – hypocritical dirt bags.

(Link): Project Veritas: Chicago school’s dean of students talks about how he enjoys teaching “queer sex” to kids with sex toys

(Link): Undercover video reveals dean of elite Chicago school bragging about handing out dildos, butt plugs and lube to students as young as 14 – and bringing a drag queen to ‘hang out’ during lessons about queer sex

Dec 8, 2022
by Hope Sloop

The dean of an elite school in Chicago has been caught on video openly discussing how students as young as 14 were handed dildos and butt plugs during ‘comprehensive’ sex education classes.

In the video, Joseph Bruno, 41, told an undercover reporter from the conservative news website Project Veritas that the school aims to teach students at the Francis W. Parker School all about queer sexual intercourse.

‘During Pride — we do a Pride Week every year – I had like our LGBTQ+ Health Center come in. They were passing around butt-plugs and dildos to my students — talking about queer sex, using lube versus using spit,’ Bruno says.

He also disclosed that a drag queen had been invited into the classroom, who took photos with the children and handed out cookies.

The video, shared to Project Veritas’ Twitter account, which has one million followers, has been viewed more than 3.5 million times.

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‘My Husband Has Sex With Me In His Sleep'” Woman Shares Her ‘Embarrasing’ Confession About Her Partner – But She’s Not Alone

‘My Husband Has Sex With Me In His Sleep'” Woman Shares Her ‘Embarrasing’ Confession About Her Partner – But She’s Not Alone

(Link): ‘My husband has sex with me in his sleep’: Woman shares her ’embarrassing’ confession about her partner – but she’s not alone

by Sophie Finn
Nov 21, 2022

An Australian woman has revealed that her husband has sex with her while he is sleeping.

Nick* suffers from sexsomnia’ – a rare sleep condition that causes him to initiate sex or sexual activities while asleep and not remember it the next morning.

His wife Rachel* said this has occurred at least once a month for the last few years, however she said it gets so ‘passionate’ he often wakes up and it has become a healthy part of their sex life.

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Jealous Ex Shoots Off His Wife’s New Boyfriend’s Penis with a Handgun – Then Laughs While Describing What Happened to Police

Jealous Ex Shoots Off His Wife’s New Boyfriend’s Penis with a Handgun – Then Laughs While Describing What Happened to Police

If you’re a single adult, tired of being single, just look at news stories like this and cheer up – being in a relationship isn’t a guarantee of happiness, not when your S.O.’s former flame shows up to shoot you with a gun in your genitals.

The guy says the shooting was an accident, but I don’t think the police are buying that. The ex wife says it was deliberate.

Is it worse to be single, or be shot in the genitals? 🤣

(Link): Jealous ex shoots off his wife’s new boyfriend’s penis with a handgun – then laughs while describing what happened to police

By Chris Matthews
Nov 11, 2022

A jealous ex-husband laughed as he told police how he shot off his wife’s new lover’s penis with a handgun.

Bunteurm Oonkaew, 37, had been drinking with his own girlfriend when he flew into a rage and stormed over to his ex-wife’s home in Chumphon, southern Thailand, on Thursday night.

He pushed open the door before pointing the gun at Somchai Sakoolchai, 40, and blasting him in the groin, which Bunteurm claims was an accident.

Horrified ex-wife Ubonrat, 35, called the police and Bunteurm, a lottery ticket seller, was arrested at his home.

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Woman Stabbed 100 Times, Beheaded by Drunk Boyfriend After Refusing to Have Sex With Him

Woman Stabbed 100 Times, Beheaded by Drunk Boyfriend After Refusing to Have Sex With Him

(Link): Alabama man decapitated and stabbed girlfriend over 100 times after she refused to have birthday sex with him, police say

(Link): Woman stabbed 100 times, beheaded by drunk boyfriend after refusing to have sex with him

Oct 28, 2022
by Patrick Reilly

An Alabama woman was stabbed over 100 times and decapitated by her boyfriend after she refused to have sex with him, according to police.

Justin Fields, 38, is charged with murdering 52-year-old Tammy Bailey after he got blackout drunk celebrating his birthday, police told Al.com.

When police discovered Bailey, her head was found lying by her feet and one of her arms had been severed, Blount County Sheriff Mark Moon said.

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I Almost Died During Orgasm When Sex Position ‘Popped’ My Aorta by A. Grace

I Almost Died During Orgasm When Sex Position ‘Popped’ My Aorta by A. Grace

(Link): I almost died during orgasm when sex position ‘popped’ my aorta

by Asia Grace
August 4, 2022

…Achieving the “big O” left a Mississippi woman saying “Uh-oh” as she nearly died while having an orgasm, a new medical study details.

“The patient was having sexual intercourse with her husband, and during her orgasm, she felt a ‘pop’ in her chest with radiation to her back,” research recently published in the American Journal Case Report explained. “She stated that her legs were pressed against her chest [during the orgasm].”

Per the medical journal, an unnamed 45-year-old woman from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, was rushed to the emergency room of her local hospital after suffering from “stabbing” chest pains with “10 out of 10” pain levels.

 She was also afflicted with a sudden case of nausea and shortness of breath.

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Man With Nine Wives Has ‘Sex Schedule’ To ‘Fulfill My Sexuality At Any Cost’

Man With Nine Wives Has ‘Sex Schedule’ To ‘Fulfill My Sexuality At Any Cost’

(Link): Man with 9 wives has ‘sex schedule’ to ‘fulfill my sexuality at any cost’

by Ben Cost
April 26, 2022

…A Brazilian model and polygamist who notoriously married nine women now claims he’s had to create a sex schedule to be sure each wife’s needs are met.

“They all want to fulfill my sexuality at any cost,” Arthur O Urso told Jam Press of his salacious plate-spinning.

The model and swinger, who was first married to fellow swinger Luana Kazaki, made waves in marital circles last year after tying the knot with eight additional women in São Paulo because he wanted to “protest against monogamy.” Alas, the nuptials weren’t legally binding as polygamy is outlawed in Brazil.

His arrangement might’ve sounded like a dream come true; however, Urso said he struggled to satisfy all his partners equally, so he established a romp “rota.”

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Dog Gets Monkeypox From Non-Monogamous Homosexual Couple

Dog Gets Monkeypox From Non-Monogamous Homosexual Couple

Just think, if more people practiced self control, chastity, this type of nonsense and depravity would not be an issue.

(Link): [Homosexual] Owners Spread Monkeypox to Their Dog, CDC Warns of Human-to-Animal Transmission

(Link): I’m just gonna (heaven help us) leave this right here as the CDC updates its monkeypox guidance to include dogs

12 days after the men were diagnosed, their 4-year-old male Italian greyhound began presenting symptoms, including “mucocutaneous lesions, abdomen pustules and a thin anal ulceration.”

(Link): Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox ‘after sharing bed with its infected owners’

by Tom Brown
August 14, 2022

A dog in Paris has caught monkeypox after sharing the bed with its gay owners who were infected with the disease.

The two Parisians developed symptoms at the beginning of June before they developed the lesions showing a monkeypox infection.

The two men aged 44 and 27, who live together in a non-monogamous relationship, developed sores a week after having sex with other men.

They went to the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital in Paris with their symptoms after twelve days — but there was one patient the doctors had forgotten about.

Their Italian greyhound had also developed ulcerations and pustules on its stomach.

A PCR test confirmed the canine had also come down with monkeypox, confirming the first case of a domestic pet contracting the virus.

Further genetic sequencing showed the strain of the disease was an identical match with the disease that had infected its owners.

The 44-year-old, a Latino, lived with HIV – according to The Lancet Journal –  was in a ‘non-exclusive’ relationship with his partner, who was HIV negative.

The disease is often spread through prolonged close contact with the monkeypox lesions.

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Scientists Say MISSIONARY is the Best Sex Position for Female Orgasm

Scientists Say MISSIONARY is the Best Sex Position for Female Orgasm

(Link): Scientists say MISSIONARY is the best sex position for female orgasm

by Shivali Best
July 6, 2022

It’s often perceived as the most boring sex position, but a new study may paint missionary in a new light.

Researchers have revealed that missionary is the best position for reaching female orgasm – as long as you use a pillow.

In a new study, researchers from private gynaecology clinic New H Medical in New York assessed blood flow to the clitoris during popular poses including missionary, sitting face-to-face and rear entry.

Their findings show that blood flow to the clitoris – a key step towards the ‘big O’ – is greatest when the man is on top during missionary, with a pillow placed beneath the woman’s pelvis.

In the study, the team set out to understand the best sex positions for female orgasm.

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Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

Man Cracks Penis During Sex, Diagnosed with Rare “Eggplant Deformity”

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Celibacy for the win – yet again!

Also: WOMEN DO NOT HAVE PENISES. Women do not have penises. 

(Link):  Man cracks penis during sex, diagnosed with rare ‘eggplant deformity’

Excerpts:

by Ben Cost
July 8, 2022

…An unlucky Indonesian man was diagnosed with a rare penis condition, called “eggplant deformity,” after fracturing his manhood while having sex with his wife. His wince-worthy whoopie wound was detailed in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

“We present a case report of severe penile fracture associated with sexual intercourse,” reads the July report regarding the phallic fiasco.

The 50-year-old patient had reported to the hospital, claiming that his penis had been swollen for four hours following a mishap in the sack. According to the study, the frisky fellow had been “having intercourse with his wife when he felt a ‘crack,’ ” whereupon he lost his erection, and suffered urethral bleeding and an inability to ejaculate.

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Narcissistic Men Are More Prone to Premature Ejaculation: Study

Narcissistic Men Are More Prone to Premature Ejaculation: Study

(Link): Narcissistic men are more prone to premature ejaculation: study

July 6, 2022
By Adriana Diaz

Narcissistic men are more prone to premature ejaculation and trouble orgasming, a new study found.

The study, “Narcissism, sexual response, and sexual and relationship satisfaction” published in Sexual and Relationship Therapy, was conducted with 1,287 men ages 18 to 35 answering questions about their sexual activity in the last 12 to 24 months.

They were rated using the Hurlbert Index of Sexual Narcissism and asked questions including “In sex, I like to be the one in charge” and “Pleasing yourself in sex is most important.”

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NYC Bakery Makes Genital – Shaped Pastries

NYC Bakery Makes Genital – Shaped Pastries

Why oh why does everything in our society have to be sexualized? 🤮

(Link): Sugar Wood, NYC’s sexiest bakery, has customers hot and ready

July 14, 2022
By Adriana Diaz

Sugar Wood is Manhattan’s sexiest bakery, here to satisfy all your naughtiest cravings.

New York City just opened its first-ever adult-themed bakery serving up waffle Woodys (penis shaped) or Kittys (vagina shaped) so fresh and hot they’ll be dripping… in a variety of sweet sauces including milk chocolate, peanut butter, salted caramel, strawberry and white chocolate.

The Soho shop had a soft opening last week, but a flurry of fans have come in hard and fast — and others are dying to have a taste thanks to a now-viral Instagram post that received nearly 1 million views in four hours.

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