What I Learned From Being Accidentally Celibate For 5 Years by C. Brooks

(Link): What I Learned From Being Accidentally Celibate For 5 Years by C. Brooks

Five years of celibacy isn’t something I planned.

It’s something that happened when I began to focus on myself and stopped looking for a Netflix-and-chill buddy.

It happened gradually and I only thought about it every so often ― when couples held on to each other scurrying across a windy parking lot, or when love scenes got a little too vivid during a Friday night movie.

Mostly, though, sex just never occurred to me as something I was missing in my life.

BRIDEZILLA CENTRAL – Facebook Wedding Shaming groups are the nasty new trend taking over social media

BRIDEZILLA CENTRAL – Facebook Wedding Shaming groups are the nasty new trend taking over social media

(Link): BRIDEZILLA CENTRAL Facebook Wedding Shaming groups are the nasty new trend taking over social media

Excerpts:

This real-life Mean Girl gang have over 38,000 members who all take pleasure in deliberately slamming strangers’ weddings

WHILE most of us use Facebook to gloat about our fancy vaycays and watch videos of cute puppies, the social media platform has recently become host to one of the harshest pastimes around — wedding shaming.

Groups of people huddle together in private digital dungeons to blast, roast and tear apart other people’s special days in the name of fun — and it’s absolutely brutal.

You can critique dresses, decorations and of course, dramatic brides who are kindly dubbed “bridezillas”.

“I Hate, Hate, Hate Anal Sex, but My Husband Says It’s “Unfair” Not to Do It Do I have to keep trying?” – by Stoya

“I Hate, Hate, Hate Anal Sex, but My Husband Says It’s “Unfair” Not to Do It Do I have to keep trying?” – by Stoya

The male entitlement is strong with her douche bag of a husband.

You don’t owe him anything, lady.

(Link): “I Hate, Hate, Hate Anal Sex, but My Husband Says It’s “Unfair” Not to Do It Do I have to keep trying?” – by Stoya

Dear How to Do It [advice column],

My husband wanted to try anal. I didn’t want to. I let myself be talked into trying. I hated it. We tried again. I hated it. We tried with toys of slowly increasing sizes. I hated it.

Woman Allegedly Texted Man 159,000 Times After 1 Date: ‘I’d Make Sushi Out of Your Kidneys’

Woman Allegedly Texted Man 159,000 Times After 1 Date: ‘I’d Make Sushi Out of Your Kidneys’

(Link): Phoenix Woman Jacqueline Ades Accused Of Sending 159,000 Text Messages To Man After Failed First Date. The woman reportedly met the unnamed man on a dating site for millionaires

(Link): Woman Allegedly Texted Man 159,000 Times After 1 Date: ‘I’d Make Sushi Out of Your Kidneys’

Excerpts:

by KAREN MIZOGUCHI
January 04, 2019 05:48 PM

A woman in Arizona allegedly sent a man she met on a dating site more than 159,000 text messages over a 10-month period after just one date.

Jacqueline Claire Ades, who was accused of stalking the man by breaking into his home, was arrested in May by Paradise Valley police.

At the time, authorities alleged she had sent 65,000 texts after their only date. But police documents made public on Friday show that Ades, 31, allegedly sent many more messages.

Polish Man Charged Men £4 to Rape Wife He Fed Semen Sandwiches

Polish Man Charged Men £4 to Rape Wife He Fed Semen Sandwiches

This news story is beyond repulsive.

1. Stories like this one make me feel glad I never married.
2. Marriage does not make people more godly, mature, compassionate, or responsible, contrary to secular and Christian conservative opinion.

Some Christian gender complementarians would say that this woman should’ve stayed married to this abusive pervert no matter what. And complementarians have the audacity to say that their biblical interpretation is respectful of women? No, it’s not.

(Link): Polish Man Charged Men £4 to Rape Wife He Fed Semen Sandwiches

Dec 2018

by Luke Kenton

The woman, who has not been named, was subjected to four years of vile sexual abuse at the hands of her husband – including two locked in a darkened cellar

A man dubbed the ‘Polish Josef Fritzl’ has been sentenced to 25 years behind bars for imprisoning his wife in a dark cellar and subjecting her to years of sexual abuse.

In the small village of Parszczyce, in northern Poland, husband Mariusz Sz. severely abused his wife across a four-year period between 2006 and 2010, locking her in a pitch-black cellar for two of the years.

Woman Accidentally Killed Partner, 73, With Sleeping Pills ‘Used to Calm His Libido’

Woman Accidentally Killed Partner, 73, With Sleeping Pills ‘Used to Calm His Libido’

Well, if you’re single, your chances are high you’re not going to have to deal with any of this. If you’re a celibate guy, you’re not likely to have any Viagara around, nor a girlfriend who’s going to kill you.

(Link): Woman Accidentally Killed Partner, 73, With Sleeping Pills ‘Used to Calm His Libido’

The 62-year-old known only as Silvia M slipped her boyfriend sleeping pills so he would “be quiet and go to sleep”

A wife accidentally killed her 73-year-old partner after giving him sleeping pills because she couldn’t keep up with his high sex drive.

Missouri Woman Clubs Boyfriend, Sits On His Face For Refusing Oral Sex

Missouri Woman Clubs Boyfriend, Sits On His Face For Refusing Oral Sex

Sometimes I see news stories, and I think to myself, “People make poor decisions in life.” This is one of those times.

Regarding her mug shot: this is not an attractive woman. She’s rather unattractive and a wacko – women like this get boyfriends, but not me.

(Link): Missouri Woman Clubs Boyfriend, Sits On His Face For Refusing Oral Sex

Excerpts:

By Natalie Musumeci
Dec 6, 2018

A “very violent” mohawked Missouri woman clobbered her live-in lover as she demanded he perform oral sex on her, the victim and authorities said.

Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was busted on charges of domestic assault and sexual abuse for the Sunday night incident that occurred at Parrino and the man’s Boone County home, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The Green River Serial Killer and Necrophiliac Was A Christian Married Father

The Green River Serial Killer and Necrophiliac Was A Christian Married Father

There was a television special on a few days ago about Gary Ridgway, who is the Green River serial killer.

Several aspects of this pervert’s life are relevant to subjects I discuss regularly on this blog, so keep on reading…

Ridgway had upwards of around 70 women victims, most in age of about 15 to their early 20s, though a few may have been around 12 or 13 years old.

Most of Ridgway’s victims were prostitutes, some were runaway kids.

Ridgway later admitted to authorities to occasionally going back and having sex with the dead bodies of his murder victims.

Here is how this pervert’s story is relevant to this blog:

Point 1. Marriage and Parenthood Do Not Make People Into Godly, Mature, Responsible Adults

I grew up in Southern Baptist churches. Both my parents were Southern Baptists.

Like many other conservative Christian groups, Southern Baptists peddle some untrue and un-biblical notions about marriage, natalism, and the family unit: they tend to assume and they will also sometimes teach, that marriage or parenthood are necessary to make a person fully adult, mature, godly, responsible, and ethical.

Jilted Woman Who “Cooked Ex And Served Him To Unsuspecting People” Is Caught After Victim’s Tooth Is Spotted In Blender

Jilted Woman Who “Cooked Ex And Served Him To Unsuspecting People” Is Caught After Victim’s Tooth Is Spotted In Blender

Holy cow.

Sometimes, when I see stuff like this, I think, yes, it really is good to be single.

(Link): Jilted Woman Who ‘Cooked Ex and Served Him To Unsuspected Builders’ Is Caught After Victim’s Brother Spots Tooth in Blender

by Jon Lockett
Nov 2018

The Moroccan woman, whose identity has not been released, then threw the rest of the remains to dogs in her neighbourhood

A JEALOUS woman has been accused of killing, mincing and cooking up her lover after he revealed he wanted to marry someone else.

She allegedly made a traditional machboos – a Gulf recipe similar to biriyani – using his flesh before serving it to local builders in the United Arab Emirates.

The Moroccan woman, whose identity has not been released, then reportedly threw the rest of his remains to dogs in her neighbourhood.

Man Ordered to Tell Police Before Having Sex Infects Two Women With HIV

Man Ordered to Tell Police Before Having Sex Infects Two Women With HIV

(Link): Man Ordered to Tell Police Before Having Sex Infects Two Women With HIV

Zoe DrewettWednesday 15 Aug 2018 6:23 pm

A man who has been told to tell police if he wants to have sex with someone has admitted infecting two women with HIV.

Aaron Sutcliffe, 29, today pleaded guilty to unlawfully and maliciously inflicting grievous bodily harm by having sex with a woman between January and May 2016.

He previously pleaded guilty to the same offence at an earlier hearing in June for having sex with another woman between January 2009 and September 2010.

Woman Accused of Serving Lover’s Remains in Barbecue

Woman Accused of Serving Lover’s Remains in Barbecue

Good lord.

(Link): Woman Accused of Serving Lover’s Remains in Barbecue

Excerpts

An Indiana woman who injected her husband with a lethal dose of heroin before smothering him with a pillow may be responsible for nine other deaths — and is suspected of serving her lover’s remains to unsuspecting neighbors at a barbecue.

Woman, 26, Cut Off Her 40-year-old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears ‘Because He Shared Their Sex Tape With His Friends’

Woman, 26, Cut Off Her 40-year-old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears ‘Because He Shared Their Sex Tape With His Friends’

(Link): Woman, 26, Cut Off Her 40-year-old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears ‘Because He Shared Their Sex Tape With His Friends’

Brenda Barattini, 26, allegedly attacked her 40-year-old lover Sergio Fernandez

She is accused of chopping off 90 per cent of his penis with some garden shears

A woman accused of cutting off her boyfriend’s penis with a pair of garden shears said she did it because he shared their sex tape with his friends.

Woman Chops Off Her Ex-Husband’s Penis With a Kitchen Knife After He Turned Up At Her Home and “Demanded Sex”

Woman Chops Off Her Ex-Husband’s Penis With a Kitchen Knife After He Turned Up At Her Home and “Demanded Sex”

(Link):  Woman Chops Off Her Ex-Husband’s Penis With a Kitchen Knife After He Turned Up At Her Home and “Demanded Sex”

Lira Plaksina said her ex-husband arrived at her home drunk and demanding sex

The 47-year-old told a court he had attacker her at the house in Tatarstan, Russia

But judge found she severed the man’s penis as he was lying asleep on the sofa

Wife Accidentally Bites Off Her Husband’s Testicle

Wife Accidentally Bites Off Her Husband’s Testicle

“Accidentally?” How does one “accidentally” bite off a guy’s testicle? I suspect it was not so “accidental,” but anyhow, here’s another example that should make you think, “being celibate is not so bad by comparison!”

Ironically, the guy’s last name is “Wang.”

(Link): Wife accidentally bites off her husband’s testicle in a ‘surge of excitement’ during aggressive lovemaking session in Taiwan

December 28, 2017

A man in Taiwan was reportedly rushed to hospital on Boxing Day after his wife chewed off one of his testicles during an aggressive lovemaking session.

When paramedics arrived at the couple’s home, they apparently saw the 51-year-old man, surnamed Wang, wearing a robe and holding his severed testicle in a rice bowl while the wife repeatedly explained: ‘I accidentally bit it off!’

COPS: Man Slugs Girlfriend After Last Chocolate Chip Cookie Is Eaten

COPS: Man Slugs Girlfriend After Last Chocolate Chip Cookie Is Eaten

(Link): COPS: Man Slugs Girlfriend After Last Chocolate Chip Cookie Is Eaten

DECEMBER 20–Angered that someone ate the last of his favorite chocolate chip cookies, a Florida man allegedly punched his live-in girlfriend in the face when she “did not want to argue over something so petty,” (Link): according to a police report.

A Married Hedge-Funder Wooed His Beauty-Pageant Mistress With the Promise of An Ostrich Farm in Uganda – Only To Gift Her With An STD

A Married Hedge-Funder Wooed His Beauty-Pageant Mistress With the Promise of An Ostrich Farm in Uganda – Only To Gift Her With An STD

(Link): A married hedge-funder wooed his beauty-pageant mistress with the promise of an ostrich farm in Uganda — only to gift her with an STD

by Julia Marsh

Dec 2017

A married hedge-funder wooed his beauty-pageant mistress with the promise of an ostrich farm in Uganda — only to gift her with an STD, a Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit says.

Former Miss Germany International Aline Marie Massel, 31, revealed the alleged seamy details of her two-year illicit relationship with Autonomy Capital CEO Robert Charles Gibbins in new court documents.

The beauty queen-turned-Tesla model met Gibbins while dining at Le Bilboquet in Manhattan in June 2014, her suit says.

Gibbins, who is in his 40s, told Massel he was unmarried and said he wanted to have four children with her, the suit says.

“He promised to buy a large estate for them in Canada called the Royal Antler . . . and an ostrich farm in Uganda,” according to court papers.

The Creepy, Sad, and Weird Love Life of Actor Tom Cruise

The Creepy, Sad, and Weird Love Life of Actor Tom Cruise

If you’re a singleton who sometimes reads my blog, and you’re fed up with being single (because you’d like to marry but haven’t been able to find the right person), this 2012 article from Vanity Fair might cheer you up.

Rest assured that your love life (or life as a single) cannot possibly be AS BAD or bizarre as Cruise’s.

There is a link way down the page to a Vanity Fair magazine article about how Tom Cruise’s church “auditions” women to be his girlfriends or wives.

Before I get a bunch of haters and get to the VF link: I don’t hate Tom Cruise, though he does come across as sounding like a weirdo, insensitive, and just as, or almost, self-absorbed as my ex fiance, in the Vanity Fair article I’m featuring farther below.

I don’t even know as I care so much that he’s into Scientology.

I only remark on Scientology in so far as it reminds me of the Protestant, Baptist, sort of evangelical Christianity I was raised in, in regards to the stupid and confining views on dating and marriage.

I read this Vanity Fair article about Cruise the other day, and it relates to a few of the subjects I blog about on here at times.

Woman Gives Birth To A Giant Tumor On The Toilet After Her ‘Baby’ Turns Out To Be Cancer

Woman Gives Birth To A Giant Tumor On The Toilet After Her ‘Baby’ Turns Out To Be Cancer

Do not read this while eating. You will barf.

Another reason to feel good about being celibate and childless. No chance of this happening.

(Link): Woman Gives Birth To A Giant Tumor On The Toilet After Her ‘Baby’ Turns Out To Be Cancer

Lauren Knowles was diagnosed with a molar pregnancy, after a scan showed a mass in her womb

A MUM-of-two was forced to give birth to a huge tumour on the toilet after her “baby” was diagnosed as cancer.

Lauren Knowles was over the moon when her pregnancy test read positive.

But when the then 27-year-old noticed heavy spotting at seven-and-a-half weeks, doctors sent her for a scan.

Girlfriend, 26, Chops Off Her 40 Year Old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears

Girlfriend, 26, Chops Off Her 40 Year Old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears

One headline I saw for this story (via another site) said the girlfriend claimed this was part of a “sex game.”

I’m trying to feel sorry for this guy, but … I’m on record for despising (Link): May-December Relationships, but my heart just cannot manufacture the cares. Dude should be dating chicks closer to his own age.

Stories like this one sure do make singleness and celibacy look better by comparison.

This (Link): photo (Mirror UK site image link) was used to illustrate one of the articles, though I don’t think it’s the guy in the news story.

(Link):  Woman cuts off musician’s penis and testicles with garden shears

(Link): Woman, 26, ‘chopped off her boyfriend’s penis with a pair of pruning SHEARS as he slept’

(Link): Girlfriend, 26, Chops Off Her 40 Year Old Boyfriend’s Penis With Garden Shears

Nov 27, 2017

A 26-year-old Argentine woman has been arrested after cutting off her lover’s penis with a pair of gardening shears.

Woman Says Her Boyfriend’s Penis Snapped During Sex

Woman Says Her Boyfriend’s Penis Snapped During Sex

(Link): Woman Says Her Boyfriend’s Penis Snapped During Sex

Excerpt:

Megan Barker, 23, and her model boyfriend, Adam Francis, 24, were in the throes of passion in the bedroom when they heard a sound that Barker describes as a “loud rip.” Francis then let out a blood-curdling howl while at the same time grabbing his groin area.

What followed next was a nightmare for him, one of excruciating pain.

Barker said that there was blood everywhere to the point that the bedroom looked like a crime scene, according to the Mirror.

What happened in that bedroom, while rare, has happened before and there is a certain sexual position that puts a man at risk for fracturing his penis more than others, according to recent research.