(Link): Woman Fed Up Of Dating Humans Says She Has Married A Ghost
…In some ways, the relationship between the 45-year-old and her husband Jack is fairly normal.
After all, they go on dates together, sometimes have arguments, and have a healthy sex life. The fact that Jack died almost 300 years ago barely affects their marriage at all.
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TV Host Slut-Shames Woman Who Says She Had Sex With 20 Ghosts
This would be their choice of headline, not mine. Out of everything I’ve blogged about here in the past 6 or 7 years, this is probably one of the dumbest and weirdest stories I’ve blogged about yet
(Link): TV Host Slut-Shames Woman Who Says She Had Sex With 20 Ghosts
by Christian Gollayan
Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old Brit, is getting slut-shamed for claiming to have had sex with at least 20 ghosts — whom she purportedly prefers to living men.
Realm, from Bristol, England, went on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” on Thursday to discuss her out-of-body-on-body experiences. She says it all began in 2005, when she moved into a haunted home with her then-fiancé.
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‘Spy Condom’ Records Sex Data
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can make sex. This also makes sex sound incredibly unappealing.
(Link): The smart condom that can rate your performance in the bedroom (and tell you if you have an STI)
Makers of the world’s first ‘smart condom’ have finally revealed a look at the ‘game-changing’ new device, which boasts the ability to detect STIs, assess performance, and even calculate how many calories you burned during sex.
The $80 i.Con Smart Condom isn’t actually a condom – instead, the photos reveal it’s a ring-shaped wearable that mimics the style of another popular sex toy to sit at the base of the penis.
While there are potential benefits, the smartphone-connected device has sparked concerns that it could be used to spy on a person’s intimate moments.
….According to British Condoms, it’s lightweight and water resistant – and, with a nano-chip and Bluetooth capabilities built in, it can provide a range of statistics to help improve the wearer’s sex life.
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I Me Wed: Why Are More Women Choosing To Marry Themselves? by C. Lytton
(Link): I me wed: why are more women choosing to marry themselves?
…Though solo ceremonies such as Tanner’s are unlikely to ever unseat the traditional union for two, they do seem to be on the rise; part of a much bigger social trend for women rejecting the traditional timeline of their mothers and grandmothers, and forging an independent path, worlds away from the ‘spinster’ stereotype.
“I think it’s hard not to adopt whatever society’s messages are … and I certainly think that one of the messages is, ‘You are not enough if you are not with someone else,’” Erika Anderson said of her decision to self-marry.
The 37-year-old, who lives in New York, wed her university sweetheart in her twenties but the pair split aged 30 after growing apart. Committing to herself, she said, was “an act of defiance.”
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Man with Down’s Syndrome Wins Compensation After Being Banned From Having Sex With Wife
(Link): Man with Down’s Syndrome Wins Compensation After Being Banned From Having Sex With Wife
A man with Down’s Syndrome has been awarded £10,000 compensation after social workers banned him from having sex with his wife.
The 38-year-old, who cannot be identified, won damages for breach of human rights after he was forced to abstain from sex for more than 15 months.
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Sex Robots Are Being Made to Look Like Customers’ Dead Wives
I do not find this touching. It’s gross and weird.
(Link): Sex robots are being made to look like customers’ dead wives… and one firm insists it’s the best way to help with their grief
by G Harrison
For many people, the social aspects of owning a sexbot are far more important than the physical side of things
SEX robots have become so lifelike that bereaved men are flocking to order dolls designed to resemble their dead partners.
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Woman Paralysed after Orgasm During Sex Caused Brain Haemorrhage
(Link): Woman Paralysed after Orgasm During Sex Caused Brain Haemorrhage
Jun 25, 2017
by T Meyjes
A woman who was left permanently paralysed after an orgasm caused a brain haemorrhage has warned others of the potential dangers of headaches during sex.
Lucinda Allen, from Stourbridge, is now confined to a wheelchair after becoming paralysed down the left-hand side of her body after a headache during sex left her in agony.
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Sologamy – Marrying Yourself
Personally, I feel this is weird.
But I get it. Women get tired of people asking them, “When are you going to marry” as though a woman’s not truly valid until she gets a husband.
I note that many of my fellow conservatives are totally mocking it – but most of these people have been married for decades and are blind to how bad society idolizes marriage and shames anyone who is still single past the age of 29.
I wouldn’t marry myself, as I find it an odd concept, but I can see how other singles might do something like this to send the message they are valuable on their own, and they are tired of friends and family asking them when they are going to marry.
(Link): Women across the world are ditching men for Sologamy, here’s why we have mixed feelings about this trend
(Link): What is a ‘sologamist’ and why are people doing it?
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Texas Man Sues Date For Texting During “Guardians of the Galaxy” Movie
(Link): Texas Man Sues Date For Texting During “Guardians of the Galaxy” Movie by Faith Karimi, May 2017
Brandon Vezmar filed a petition at a small claims court seeking $17.31 in damages.
He claims he spent that much money to take his unidentified date to a 3-D showing of “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” on May 6, he told the Austin American-Statesman.
“After the movie started, defendant activated her phone at least 10-20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages, in direct violation of the theater’s policy, ” his petition states.
Vezmar accuses his date of “adversely affecting the viewing experience” of moviegoers.
“While damages sought are modest, the principle is important as defendant’s behavior is a threat to civilized society,” his petition says.
Vezmar told the newspaper that he met the woman online, and that it was their first date.
“It was kind of a first date from hell,” he said, adding that texting at the movies is, “like, one of my biggest pet peeves.”
Man Claims He Lost His Virginity to a Space Alien
I would like to dedicate the song “Name of the Game” to this guy, because it contains the refrain in the lyrics: “Calling all freaks! Calling all freaks!”
(Link): BEAM ME UP HOTTIE Artist claims he lost his virginity to a busty alien called Crescent and fathered 60 ‘hybrid’ babies
Married Dave Huggins says he’s bedded several extraterrestrials throughout his life
by Margi Murphy
“When I was 17 I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial.”
That’s the claim made by artist David Huggins, star of a new film called Love And Saucers.
Huggins claims that a large-breasted alien called Crescent just “got on top of me” when he was just a teen.
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Husband Slept With Dead Wife For Six Nights
(Link): Heartbroken husband slept next to dead wife for six nights as family gave ‘beautiful and comforting’ farewell
A heartbroken husband has told how he slept next to his dead wife’s body in the same room for six days – because he did not want her to be taken to a mortuary.
Russell Davison, 50, decided he wanted to be in control of what happened to his partner’s corpse after she passed way from cancer on April 21.
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Single Men So Desperate For Girlfriends They Call Up Random Women
Yeah. Good luck with that. I don’t see myself dating some guy who randomly dials me up. Do they not have dating sites or apps in India?
I have a few more comments below these excerpts….
(Link): Indian men unable to find a girlfriend resort to ringing wrong numbers in hope of striking up a relationship as police report 700 complaints of ‘phone romeos’ each day
- Around 680 million Indians have mobile phones and many are lonely hearts
- Single men often ring random numbers and try to strike up a conversation
- Victim Geetika Chakravarty, 24, said: ‘I do not know what their mindset is’
- One gang in Uttar Pradesh sell ‘beautiful’ girls’ numbers for 500 rupees (£6)
by Chris Summers
March 23, 2017
Lonely Indian men are so desperate to find girlfriends they are resorting to calling random phone numbers in the hope of striking up a relationship with a potential future wife.
The ‘phone Romeos’ have become a scourge in India and neighbouring Bangladesh.
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Eight of the Most Shocking Cases of People Who Died During Sex
Just another advantage to being celibate….
(Link): Eight of the Most Shocking Cases of People Who Died During Sex
From a bet gone wrong to the man suffocated by BOOBS…these are 8 of the most bizarre cases of people who died during sex
The tragic stories highlight a dangerous side to everyone’s favourite pastime, so remember to take care next time you get your rocks off
Crushed by porn stash
One man recently met a sticky end after being (Link): crushed by a mountain of pornographic magazines.
The Japanese man, named as 50-year-old Joji, was found six months after his six-tonne stash of porn magazines fell on him.
Cleaners tasked with tidying his neglected flat found that the entire apartment was rammed with the explicit magazines.
It is unknown whether the man, a former car-manufacturer, had died from a heart attack and then fell into a stack of pornography, or whether he was crushed to death by his X-rated collection.
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Sex Robots Would Give Us Only What we think We Want, and Not What We Truly Desire by R. Pelling
(Link): Sex robots would give us only what we think we want, and not what we truly desire by R. Pelling
…A study cited by one of the speakers reported that around 40 per cent of men would happily purchase a sex robot given half a chance.
The conference nicked its name from tech whizz and international chess master David Levy’s 2007 best-selling book, Love and Sex with Robots.
Levy said it was now a certainty that humans would be marrying automata (“enormously appealing partners for some people”) by 2050.
Before you scoff, think of the emotions most of us regularly display towards our smartphones: panic, despair and a sense of hopelessness sweep over me if I’m parted from mine for more than an hour. In fact, it’s fair to say I’d rather lose my husband for a week than my iPhone.
Add to this Levy’s assessment that, unlike tricky old humans, “Your robot will be protective, loving, trusting, truthful, persevering, respectful, uncomplaining, complimentary, pleasant to talk to and share your sense of your humour,” and you may start to see the appeal of a robot spouse.
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For Japan’s ‘Stranded Singles’, Virtual Love Beats the Real Thing
(Link): For Japan’s ‘Stranded Singles’, Virtual Love Beats the Real Thing
Multimillion-pound industry caters for young people enamoured of fictional computer characters
Japan’s apparently waning interest in true love is creating not just a marriage crisis but a relationship crisis, leading young people to forgo finding a partner and resort to falling for fictional characters in online and video games.
New figures show that more than 70% of unmarried Japanese men and 75% of women have never had any sexual experience by the time they reach 20, though that drops to almost 50% for each gender by the time they reach 25.
According to Professor Masahiro Yamada, a sociologist at Chuo University in Tokyo, who has coined the phrase “stranded singles” for the phenomenon, the rise in virginity rates is matched by a rise in the lack of interest in having any kind of “real” relationship.
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Ecosexuals Have Sex With Planet Earth
And society mocks adult celibates for being celibate. Being celibate is downright normal, especially compared to this lunacy…
(Link): Deranged Envirohippies Create the ‘Ecosexual Bathhouse’
(Link): No, ‘Ecosexuals,’ Mother Nature Does Not Want To Have Sex With You
(Link): Ecosexuals want to save the planet by having sex — with nature
Nov 3, 2016
Some people recycle to stay green, others give up eating meat to save the environment.
And then there are those who have sex with trees and dirt to chip in.
Part environmental activism and part artform, “ecosexuality” and “ecosexuals”are part of a larger liberal movement that is picking up steam, according to Breitbart. Today, more than 100,000 people identify as ecosexuals.
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A ‘Romantic Way to Escape Persecution’: Online Matchmaking
(Link): A ‘Romantic Way to Escape Persecution’: Online Matchmaking
- Persecution watchdog group hopes romantic connections between Western and Pakistani Christians could lead to asylum. Other persecution groups aren’t so sure.
An advocacy group for Pakistani Christians is now getting into the matchmaking business.
The British Pakistani Christian Association (BPCA) (Link): launched an online dating site in May to connect Pakistani Christians living all over the world.
Named for a common term for a South Asian wedding, (Link): Shaadi4Christians serves as a tool for single Christians—and their parents, who still often arrange marriages for their children—scattered in the South Asian diaspora.
The BCPA views marriage as a way to escape persecution.
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Dad Buys Full-Page $900 Newspaper Ad Seeking a Wife for His 48 Year Old, Never Married Son
I hope this father realizes that men over 40 who father kids are more likely to father a kid with various diseases, see link 1, link 2, link 3.
(Link): Dad places newspaper ad to find wife for son
(Link): Dad seeks ‘wife’ for 48-year-old son with full-page newspaper ad
(Link): Wife wanted: Dad places spouse-needed ad in Idaho newspaper
- The ad gives a brief description of Brooks, including a photo with the disclaimer, “I look just like my picture, except I now have grey hair.” The “About You” section states applicants “Will be attractive being height and weight proportional.” It also goes on to say that applicants should be prepared to have children with Brooks and also be a stay-at- home mom.
(Link): MEDDLING BEVERLY HILLS DAD PUTS OUT FULL-PAGE AD TO FIND 48-YEAR-OLD SON A WIFE
- He said his father has been ill and wants a grandson to carry on the family name.Brooks compared his father to Larry David’s character in the TV series “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” saying he “thinks he does the right thing, and then it all blows up in his face.”He said he’d never buy an ad like this himself, but “it’s worth a shot. Can’t hurt.”
(Link): Full-page newspaper ad seeking wife
(Link): Dad Buys Full-Page $900 Newspaper Ad Seeking a Wife for His 48 Year Old, Never Married Son
- One father in Beverly Hills is trying to find his son a wife the old-fashioned way.
- Arthur Brooks, 78, spent $900 on a full-page ad in Idaho’s Coeur d’Alene Press newspaper using the headline “Looking For a Wife.”
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How to hack a sex toy: tech firms warn public on growing cyber-risks
I do not use sex toys – this story sounds like a good incentive to stay away from them.
(Link): How to hack a sex toy: tech firms warn public on growing cyber-risks by Caroline Copley
- HANOVER, Germany (Reuters) – It’s not just computers and mobile phones that are vulnerable to cyber attack, according to software firm Trend Micro. As more devices are hooked up to the Internet, it could be anything from medical equipment to industrial machinery – and even sex toys.
To illustrate the point, Trend Micro spokesman Udo Schneider surprised journalists at a news conference this week by placing a large, neon-pink vibrator on the desk in front of him and then bringing it to life by typing out a few lines of code on his laptop.
While the stunt provoked sheepish giggles, the message was sobering. As the number of smart, interactive devices connected to the Internet explodes, concern is mounting about insufficient safeguards and a lack of consumer and employee awareness.
“If I hack a vibrator it’s just fun,” Raimund Genes, Chief Technology Officer at Tokyo-listed Trend Micro, told reporters at the CeBIT technology fair in Hanover.
“But if I can get to the back-end, I can blackmail the manufacturer,” he added, referring to the programming system behind a device’s interface.
(Link): Sex Makes People Do Stupid Things – New Jersey brokers accused of using client home for sex fests
(Link): Man Had Sex With Sandwich Shop Window
(Link): Having Sex in Restaurant Bathrooms is Now A Thing
(Link): Couple Fall To Death Having Sex Against Window
(Link): Weirdo Dude Arrested for Having Sex with Raft and Pumpkin
(Link): One in Five People Surveyed Said They Would Have Sex With a Robot
Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone
(Link): Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone
- A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.
- The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.
Michigan State Police officials report that Jones became “distracted” while watching the film and lost control of the car, which overturned. Jones, who was not wearing a seat belt, was partially ejected through the car’s sun roof and died on the scene,
Accident investigators discovered that Jones, who was alone in the Toyota, was not wearing pants at the time of the crash.
(Link): Couple Fall To Death Having Sex Against Window