Female TikTok Users Ditch Dating Apps, Go Husband-Hunting at Home Depot

Female TikTok Users Ditch Dating Apps, Go Husband-Hunting at Home Depot

Well this is bizarre.

I don’t know how men feel about being flirted with when they’re out on tasks like shopping, but most women hate this. Most women don’t want men staring at them or flirting with them if they’re shopping or at a gym.

Considering that churches have gender imbalances that favor single men, if you’re a single Christian woman, you may have more luck meeting a single guy at a Home Dept – God knows you won’t meet many eligible single men at any churches. The men who do attend churches are pedophiles or perverts or abusers.

(Link): Hilarious social media challenge has women ditching dating apps to find love at Home Depot

(Link):  Female TikTok users say they’re deleting their dating apps and heading to Home Depot

Jan. 23, 2023
by Ben Tobin

…Could Home Depot be the destination to meet your future husband? If some TikTokers are to be believed, the retailer’s over 2,000 locations have become an unlikely spot to look for dates.

Of the many women on TikTok who say they’re “deleting the dating apps in 2023,” some say they’re looking for love in a surprise location. “I’m headed to Home Depot to look confused in the lumber aisle.”

The humorous trend has been building for almost two years.

“Ladies, no joke, Home Depot is where you go if you want to meet a man,” TikTok user meganlouise217 said in a video in March 2021.

(Link): How doers get more done: Female TikTok users ditch dating apps, go husband-hunting at Home Depot

January 24, 2023

A recent fad has some young, single women on TikTok using their phones for more than just swiping right on dating apps like Bumble and Tinder. Instead, these girls are heading to home improvement stores like Home Depot to find a husband — and using the camera on their phone to chronicle their experiences.

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Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

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People seriously have to be told this? They’re that perverted and stupid?

(Link): Doctor Warns Against This Surprisingly Stupid XXX-mas Trend: Don’t Masturbate with Ornaments

by Ben Cost
December 20, 2022

…A United Kingdom doctor is raising eyebrows across social media by warning people of the dangers of masturbating with ornaments come Christmastime — which is apparently an actual trend.

“It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.

Indeed, trying to make Christmas come early with ornaments is apparently hazardous to one’s health.

“Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,” warned Welsh, who co-founded the condom brand Hanx. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime.

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Married Couple Says They Host Christmas Dinner in the Nude And Their Family Guests Are OK With It

Married Couple Says They Host Christmas Dinner in the Nude And Their Family Guests Are OK With It

This is gross, nasty, weird, and inappropriate in so many ways.

Also: marriage doesn’t make people more mature, ethical, godly, or responsible (this is another example).

There are photos on the pages below – even though they are “tastefully” posed or blurred out so that you don’t see any genitals, the whole thing will never- the- less make you want to wash your eyeballs out with bleach:

(Link):  We’re nudists and we spend Christmas Day completely naked while our guests wear clothes – it’s not awkward but we do have to crank the heating up

A husband and wife duo have admitted to spending Christmas day completely in the nude, while their guests remain fully clothed.

Helen Berriman and her husband Simon revealed that they celebrate Christmas totally naked.

The couple from Bromley, decorate the tree and even cook their turkey while stark naked.

(Link): We host Christmas dinner in the nude — our clothed family doesn’t mind

By Andrew Court
December 23, 2022

They’re living their naked truth.

A British couple is speaking out about their plans to spend the festive season in the buff, claiming they won’t even put on clothes when their relatives call around.

Helen Berriman is set to host her mother, 75, and her daughter, 15, for lunch on Christmas Day where she will sit naked alongside her husband, Simon.

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MIT Researchers Creating Robots that Give Birth to Other Robots

MIT Researchers Creating Robots that Give Birth to Other Robots

I guess these are sexually active robots? So, other robots are celibate? 😂

(Link): MIT researchers creating robots that give birth to other robots

by Paul Best
Nov 29, 2022

Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) researchers are building swarms of tiny robots that have built-in intelligence, allowing them to build structures, vehicles, or even larger versions of themselves.

The subunit of the robot, which is being developed at MIT’s Center for Bits and Atoms, is called a voxel and is capable of carrying power and data.

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‘My Husband Has Sex With Me In His Sleep'” Woman Shares Her ‘Embarrasing’ Confession About Her Partner – But She’s Not Alone

‘My Husband Has Sex With Me In His Sleep'” Woman Shares Her ‘Embarrasing’ Confession About Her Partner – But She’s Not Alone

(Link): ‘My husband has sex with me in his sleep’: Woman shares her ’embarrassing’ confession about her partner – but she’s not alone

by Sophie Finn
Nov 21, 2022

An Australian woman has revealed that her husband has sex with her while he is sleeping.

Nick* suffers from sexsomnia’ – a rare sleep condition that causes him to initiate sex or sexual activities while asleep and not remember it the next morning.

His wife Rachel* said this has occurred at least once a month for the last few years, however she said it gets so ‘passionate’ he often wakes up and it has become a healthy part of their sex life.

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Throuples Are So 2021: Welcome to the Five-Member World of a Sexual ‘Polycule’

Throuples Are So 2021: Welcome to the Five-Member World of a Sexual ‘Polycule’

(Link): Throuples Are so 2021: Welcome to the Five-Member World of a Sexual ‘Polycule’

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Nov 11, 2022
by Alex Parker

Are you mundanely monogamous? Humdrum-ish or not, if you’re only seeing one person, you’re a few steps south of old fashioned. In order to catch up to the culture, you might want to speed right past throuplehood and embrace the modern paradigm of the “polycule.”

From Bustle.com:

A portmanteau of “polyamory” and “molecule,” polycule refers to a connected network of non-monogamous relationships. This could be as small and simple as a vee relationship (aka a relationship involving three people, where one person is at the center of the V and is involved with both partners, while the other two partners who are not involved with each other), or it can be a complex, widespread network of people, all connected in some manner. Component parts of a polycule are sometimes referred to as “molecules.”

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 I Was Excited to Meet a Dreamy Guy … He’d Lied on His Profile And His Bright Red Trousers Were the Least of The Problems by K. Kulniece

 I Was Excited to Meet a Dreamy Guy … He’d Lied on His Profile And His Bright Red Trousers Were the Least of The Problems by K. Kulniece

(Link): I was excited to meet a dreamy guy… he’d lied on his profile & his bright red trousers were the least of the problems

April 19, 2022
by Kate Kulniece

A WOMAN has claimed she will never go on dates again after a would-be Romeo turns out to be ”one of the Seven Dwarfs”.

With millions of potential people to match with, online dating is similar to gambling – you can never know what you’re going to get, and one woman’s experience serves as proof.

Looking to find a Romeo, Sarah Louise (@louiseb67) decided to join Facebook Dating to search for love – however, things didn’t quite go according to her plan, as she took it to TikTok to share the story time.

In a clip, which has since gone viral racking up close to 108,000 views in just one day, Louise claimed that the day-out had been so bad, she promised to be done with online dating.

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Ex-Brothel ‘Is Haunted by Horny Ghosts Who Moan and Groan with Lust’

Ex-Brothel ‘Is Haunted by Horny Ghosts Who Moan and Groan with Lust’

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(Link): Ex-brothel ‘is haunted by horny ghosts who moan and groan with lust’

Send for a SEXORCIST! Texas landlady owns ex-brothel that’s ‘haunted by horny ghosts’: Says spook leered at her as she showered, with ‘spirits also heard moaning “Oh baby, yeah!”’

by Ty Roush
Oct 18, 2022

A Texas landlady claims a property she owns is unrentable because it is haunted by leering, sex-crazed ghosts.

ghostPumpkin Linda Hill, from Gainesville, believes the shabby property, known as Hill House Manor, was a brothel during the 19th Century – and that the spirits of hookers and johns past still occupy its walls.

Hill was initially skeptical, but says she changed her mind while in the shower one day, when a male voice leered ‘Looking good.’

She assumed it was her husband until he walked into the bathroom moments later.

‘He said, ‘Who were you talking to?” Hill told WFAA. ‘And it was like, ‘Oh my god, it really is haunted.”

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Widow Hid Husband’s ‘Mummified Corpse’ In Home For 18 Months, Didn’t Think He Died

Widow Hid Husband’s ‘Mummified Corpse’ In Home For 18 Months, Didn’t Think He Died

(Link): Widow hid husband’s ‘mummified corpse’ in home for 18 months, didn’t think he died

by Andrew Court
Sept 26, 2022

A grieving widow kept the “mummified” corpse of her husband hidden inside her home for 18 months — and used a cleaning disinfectant to keep the flesh from rotting.

The unidentified woman, who hails from Uttar Pradesh, India, reportedly refused to believe that her spouse had passed away on April 22 last year.

According to the Indian Express, the 35-year-old victim, named Vimlesh, succumbed to “bilateral pneumonia” brought on by a COVID-19 infection.

However, his distraught wife insisted that he was only in a coma, and kept his corpse concealed in a room at their home.

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Man Stuck with $70 Bill for Pay-Per-View Porn His Dog Accidentally Ordered

Man Stuck with $70 Bill for Pay-Per-View Porn His Dog Accidentally Ordered

(Link): Owner left red-faced after dog ‘accidentally orders pay-per-view adult videos’

Excerpts:

A dog owner was hit with a hefty £70 bill after his bichon frise accidentally ordered access to a semi-hardcore adult channel when he sat on the TV remote

Oct 4, 2022

A man has been left red faced after his dog accidentally ordered pay-per-view porn when he got hold of the TV remote. Thomas Barnes claims his bichon frise, named Marino, inadvertently ordered the Hustler channel, a semi-hardcore pornographic premium television channel, when he jumped on to his bed.

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Bride’s Wedding Invite Disaster Directs Guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry Mom’

Bride’s Wedding Invite Disaster Directs Guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry Mom’

(Link): Bride’s wedding invite disaster directs guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry mom’

by Asia Grace

This bride-to-be is kicking her wedding off with a bang!

An absent-minded fiancée accidentally directed guests of her upcoming nuptials to PornHub.com — an X-rated content platform with hardcore clips of folks getting their freak on — rather than her official wedding website.

“I got my wedding invitations in the mail today… I made a very large mistake,” confessed the blushing bride, only digitally known as @Squidward.Tentacles, in a TikTok testimonial with over 189,800 views.

“I forgot I put this fun website as a placeholder,” she added, showcasing her gold-trimmed RSVP card and zooming in on the PornHub address where her wedding information should have been printed.

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Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

I can’t believe I didn’t stumble across this bizarre perversion when it was first published back in 2013 (this is a re-print).

A lot of Americans spend a lot of time shaming adults over the age of 25 or so for still being virgins as being freaks or odd-balls, but the real odd-balls and freaks are people having sex who do gross, weird things like think it may be okay to pawn off their dead wife’s vibrator on their new girlfriend, I mean, WTF?

(Link): Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

Is This Creepy?

August 7, 2022 (originally printed in 2013)
by Slate Staff

Dear Prudence,

In the summer of 2011 my wife and I purchased a top-of-the-line Jopen vibrator. We used it a few times and were just beginning to really integrate it into our sex lives when my wife died suddenly of a heart attack. (The vibrator had nothing to do with that.)

Now, more than a year later, I’ve begun to date again. I’ve met a woman with an open mind, and I’m thinking she might be interested in using the vibrator.

But I’m not sure how, or whether, to suggest it.

Is it creepy to offer a dead woman’s vibrator to someone else?

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