Woman Says That A Passenger Air Plane Is Her Boyfriend
(Link): Woman in long-distance relationship with a plane loves his wings and thrusters
by E. Scott, January 2019
Michele Kobke is in love with a plane named Schatz. It’s a long distance relationship, as Schatz often needs to be flown to faraway locations, but Michele makes do by taking a replica of the plane to bed each night.
She hopes that one day, the distance between them will disappear and she and Schatz will be able to get married.
(Link): Woman says 40-ton passenger jet is her BOYFRIEND – and she loves his wings and thrusters
Berlin saleswoman Michele Kobke says ‘I want to marry my sweetheart and live together in a hangar’.
A GERMAN saleswoman enjoys a long distance “relationship” – literally – with a PLANE!
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Man Who Dated a Cockroach for a Year and Had Sex Dreams About It Says Humans Aren’t As Attractive by F. Bakar
(Link): Man Who Dated a Cockroach for a Year and Had Sex Dreams About It Says Humans Aren’t As Attractive
…But ‘the one’ for Japanese man Yuta Shinohara was a cockroach. And because he wanted her to ‘live forever’ within him, Yuta decided to eat his lover.
As you do.
Yuta explained to Asian YouTube channel Asian Boss, how he bought the cockroach – lovingly named Lisa – from Africa and even had sex dreams about her. But don’t worry, he didn’t attempt to do the deed in real life as, you know, ‘the size doesn’t fit’ (his words).
…‘We were 100% serious. No hu
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Experts Predict Human-Robot Marriage Will Be Legal by 2050 by O. Goldhill
(Link): Experts Predict Human-Robot Marriage Will Be Legal by 2050
In the face of AI exerts repeatedly predicting the rise of sex robots, it’s increasingly difficult to insist that such machines strictly belong to a far-off, dystopian future.
But some robotics experts predict we’ll soon be doing far more than having sexual intercourse with machines. Instead, we’ll be making love to them—with all the accompanying romantic feelings.
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NY Times Says Robot Marriage Becoming Mainstream; Pastor Believes Church Partly to Blame by B. Showalter
(Link): NY Times Says Robot Marriage Becoming Mainstream; Pastor Believes Church Partly to Blame
The nation’s most prominent newspaper is asserting marriage to robots is becoming mainstream, as is what is now called “digisexuality.”
In a Saturday New York Times article — titled “Do you take this robot…” with the subtitle “Today we fall in love through our phones. Maybe your phone itself could be just as satisfying?” — the newspaper noted that artificial intelligence-driven sex robots are becoming more mainstream.
In an age of sexting and dating apps like Tinder, it is fair to ask whether everyone might be a “closet digisexual,” the article said.
“The idea that flesh-and-blood humans may actually forge fulfilling emotional, or even sexual, relationships with digital devices is no longer confined to dystopian science fiction movies,” the newspaper declared on its Twitter feed.
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Woman Who Married 300 Year Old Ghost Pirate Says Pair Have Split Up
(Link): Woman Who Married 300 Year Old Ghost Pirate Says Pair Have Split Up
by K. Highnett – Dec 2018
In July 2016, Irish woman Amanda Teague declared that she had married the undead spirit of Jack Teague, a 300-year old Haitian pirate she claims inspired the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series’ iconic Jack Sparrow.
Teague, who is a Jack Sparrow impersonator, announced the split on social media, writing, “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over. I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be very careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with,” The Mirror reported.
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First Baby Born Using Uterus Transplanted From Deceased Donor
(Link): First Baby Born Using Uterus Transplanted From Deceased Donor
by Maria Cheng
LONDON (AP) – Brazilian doctors are reporting the world’s first baby born to a woman with a uterus transplanted from a deceased donor.
Eleven previous births have used a transplanted womb but from a living donor, usually a relative or friend.
Experts said using uteruses from women who have died could make more transplants possible. Ten previous attempts using deceased donors in the Czech Republic, Turkey and the U.S. have failed.
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Sex in Space Would Be Nightmare Scientist Says
Celibacy wouldn’t be a nightmare in space. Celibates win again!
Here’s a very long article about sex in outerspace:
(Link): Sex in Space Would Be Nightmare Scientist SaysSex in Space Would Be Nightmare Scientist Says
By Mark Hodge, The Sun
Dec 7, 2018
Sex in space is a logistical nightmare with problems ranging from floating fluids to shrinking manhoods, a NASA-funded scientist says.
John Millis, a physicist and astronomer, spoke to The Sun Online about the issues faced by consenting astronauts who wish to engage in rumpy-pumpy in micro-gravity.
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‘I Was So Worried About My Non-Stop FARTING It Ruined My Love Life’ Says Emma
Heh heh, I hardly know what to say. This is an honest to goodness article from “The Sun.”
Every so often, if I’m feeling down about my life, I occasionally see stories like this one below and think, “Holy cow, my life is a cake walk by comparison!” I have my problems, but thank god this is not one of them….
(Link): ‘I Was So Worried About My Non-Stop FARTING It Ruined My Love Life’ Says Emma
GONE WITH THE WIND I was so worried about breaking wind non-stop it ruined my love life
by Lydia Hawken
Having suffered from embarrassing stomach issues from the age of 15, Emma decided ‘it would be easier to stay single’ than break wind on a date
A MUM-OF-ONE has revealed that her chronic gastro problems and incessant breaking wind left her feeling so embarrassed that it RUINED her love life.
Emma, 30 from London had suffered with stomach pains since she was just 15 years old.
Emma’s sensitive stomach meant she has suffered from severe bloating and wind after EVERY single meal.
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Man Tasered by Police for Refusing to Stop Having Sex with Car Exhaust
(Link): Man Tasered by Police for Refusing to Stop Having Sex with Car Exhaust
by Joe Roberts
A man had to be Tasered by police because – hold your breath – he wouldn’t stop trying to have sex with a car exhaust. Ryan Scott Malek’s was four times the legal alcohol limit when police found him in a questionable position with a parked car on May 1.
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(Link): Woman Fed Up Of Dating Humans Says She Has Married A Ghost
…In some ways, the relationship between the 45-year-old and her husband Jack is fairly normal.
After all, they go on dates together, sometimes have arguments, and have a healthy sex life. The fact that Jack died almost 300 years ago barely affects their marriage at all.
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TV Host Slut-Shames Woman Who Says She Had Sex With 20 Ghosts
This would be their choice of headline, not mine. Out of everything I’ve blogged about here in the past 6 or 7 years, this is probably one of the dumbest and weirdest stories I’ve blogged about yet
(Link): TV Host Slut-Shames Woman Who Says She Had Sex With 20 Ghosts
by Christian Gollayan
Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old Brit, is getting slut-shamed for claiming to have had sex with at least 20 ghosts — whom she purportedly prefers to living men.
Realm, from Bristol, England, went on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” on Thursday to discuss her out-of-body-on-body experiences. She says it all began in 2005, when she moved into a haunted home with her then-fiancé.
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‘Spy Condom’ Records Sex Data
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can make sex. This also makes sex sound incredibly unappealing.
(Link): The smart condom that can rate your performance in the bedroom (and tell you if you have an STI)
Makers of the world’s first ‘smart condom’ have finally revealed a look at the ‘game-changing’ new device, which boasts the ability to detect STIs, assess performance, and even calculate how many calories you burned during sex.
The $80 i.Con Smart Condom isn’t actually a condom – instead, the photos reveal it’s a ring-shaped wearable that mimics the style of another popular sex toy to sit at the base of the penis.
While there are potential benefits, the smartphone-connected device has sparked concerns that it could be used to spy on a person’s intimate moments.
….According to British Condoms, it’s lightweight and water resistant – and, with a nano-chip and Bluetooth capabilities built in, it can provide a range of statistics to help improve the wearer’s sex life.
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I Me Wed: Why Are More Women Choosing To Marry Themselves? by C. Lytton
(Link): I me wed: why are more women choosing to marry themselves?
…Though solo ceremonies such as Tanner’s are unlikely to ever unseat the traditional union for two, they do seem to be on the rise; part of a much bigger social trend for women rejecting the traditional timeline of their mothers and grandmothers, and forging an independent path, worlds away from the ‘spinster’ stereotype.
“I think it’s hard not to adopt whatever society’s messages are … and I certainly think that one of the messages is, ‘You are not enough if you are not with someone else,’” Erika Anderson said of her decision to self-marry.
The 37-year-old, who lives in New York, wed her university sweetheart in her twenties but the pair split aged 30 after growing apart. Committing to herself, she said, was “an act of defiance.”
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Man with Down’s Syndrome Wins Compensation After Being Banned From Having Sex With Wife
(Link): Man with Down’s Syndrome Wins Compensation After Being Banned From Having Sex With Wife
A man with Down’s Syndrome has been awarded £10,000 compensation after social workers banned him from having sex with his wife.
The 38-year-old, who cannot be identified, won damages for breach of human rights after he was forced to abstain from sex for more than 15 months.
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Sex Robots Are Being Made to Look Like Customers’ Dead Wives
I do not find this touching. It’s gross and weird.
(Link): Sex robots are being made to look like customers’ dead wives… and one firm insists it’s the best way to help with their grief
by G Harrison
For many people, the social aspects of owning a sexbot are far more important than the physical side of things
SEX robots have become so lifelike that bereaved men are flocking to order dolls designed to resemble their dead partners.
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Woman Paralysed after Orgasm During Sex Caused Brain Haemorrhage
(Link): Woman Paralysed after Orgasm During Sex Caused Brain Haemorrhage
Jun 25, 2017
by T Meyjes
A woman who was left permanently paralysed after an orgasm caused a brain haemorrhage has warned others of the potential dangers of headaches during sex.
Lucinda Allen, from Stourbridge, is now confined to a wheelchair after becoming paralysed down the left-hand side of her body after a headache during sex left her in agony.
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Sologamy – Marrying Yourself
Personally, I feel this is weird.
But I get it. Women get tired of people asking them, “When are you going to marry” as though a woman’s not truly valid until she gets a husband.
I note that many of my fellow conservatives are totally mocking it – but most of these people have been married for decades and are blind to how bad society idolizes marriage and shames anyone who is still single past the age of 29.
I wouldn’t marry myself, as I find it an odd concept, but I can see how other singles might do something like this to send the message they are valuable on their own, and they are tired of friends and family asking them when they are going to marry.
(Link): Women across the world are ditching men for Sologamy, here’s why we have mixed feelings about this trend
(Link): What is a ‘sologamist’ and why are people doing it?
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Texas Man Sues Date For Texting During “Guardians of the Galaxy” Movie
(Link): Texas Man Sues Date For Texting During “Guardians of the Galaxy” Movie by Faith Karimi, May 2017
Brandon Vezmar filed a petition at a small claims court seeking $17.31 in damages.
He claims he spent that much money to take his unidentified date to a 3-D showing of “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” on May 6, he told the Austin American-Statesman.
“After the movie started, defendant activated her phone at least 10-20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages, in direct violation of the theater’s policy, ” his petition states.
Vezmar accuses his date of “adversely affecting the viewing experience” of moviegoers.
“While damages sought are modest, the principle is important as defendant’s behavior is a threat to civilized society,” his petition says.
Vezmar told the newspaper that he met the woman online, and that it was their first date.
“It was kind of a first date from hell,” he said, adding that texting at the movies is, “like, one of my biggest pet peeves.”
Man Claims He Lost His Virginity to a Space Alien
I would like to dedicate the song “Name of the Game” to this guy, because it contains the refrain in the lyrics: “Calling all freaks! Calling all freaks!”
(Link): BEAM ME UP HOTTIE Artist claims he lost his virginity to a busty alien called Crescent and fathered 60 ‘hybrid’ babies
Married Dave Huggins says he’s bedded several extraterrestrials throughout his life
by Margi Murphy
“When I was 17 I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial.”
That’s the claim made by artist David Huggins, star of a new film called Love And Saucers.
Huggins claims that a large-breasted alien called Crescent just “got on top of me” when he was just a teen.
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Husband Slept With Dead Wife For Six Nights
(Link): Heartbroken husband slept next to dead wife for six nights as family gave ‘beautiful and comforting’ farewell
A heartbroken husband has told how he slept next to his dead wife’s body in the same room for six days – because he did not want her to be taken to a mortuary.
Russell Davison, 50, decided he wanted to be in control of what happened to his partner’s corpse after she passed way from cancer on April 21.
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