Bride’s Wedding Invite Disaster Directs Guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry Mom’

Bride’s Wedding Invite Disaster Directs Guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry Mom’

(Link): Bride’s wedding invite disaster directs guests to PornHub: ‘Sorry mom’

by Asia Grace

This bride-to-be is kicking her wedding off with a bang!

An absent-minded fiancée accidentally directed guests of her upcoming nuptials to PornHub.com — an X-rated content platform with hardcore clips of folks getting their freak on — rather than her official wedding website.

“I got my wedding invitations in the mail today… I made a very large mistake,” confessed the blushing bride, only digitally known as @Squidward.Tentacles, in a TikTok testimonial with over 189,800 views.

“I forgot I put this fun website as a placeholder,” she added, showcasing her gold-trimmed RSVP card and zooming in on the PornHub address where her wedding information should have been printed.

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Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

I can’t believe I didn’t stumble across this bizarre perversion when it was first published back in 2013 (this is a re-print).

A lot of Americans spend a lot of time shaming adults over the age of 25 or so for still being virgins as being freaks or odd-balls, but the real odd-balls and freaks are people having sex who do gross, weird things like think it may be okay to pawn off their dead wife’s vibrator on their new girlfriend, I mean, WTF?

(Link): Help! Can I Use My Dead Wife’s Vibrator With My New Girlfriend?

Is This Creepy?

August 7, 2022 (originally printed in 2013)
by Slate Staff

Dear Prudence,

In the summer of 2011 my wife and I purchased a top-of-the-line Jopen vibrator. We used it a few times and were just beginning to really integrate it into our sex lives when my wife died suddenly of a heart attack. (The vibrator had nothing to do with that.)

Now, more than a year later, I’ve begun to date again. I’ve met a woman with an open mind, and I’m thinking she might be interested in using the vibrator.

But I’m not sure how, or whether, to suggest it.

Is it creepy to offer a dead woman’s vibrator to someone else?

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Oakland ‘Church’ Gives Out Mushrooms and Pot to Help People ‘Experience God’

Oakland ‘Church’ Gives Out Mushrooms and Pot to Help People ‘Experience God’

This is insipid and wrong. A person doesn’t have to abuse drugs to “experience God.” If you’re looking to “experience God,” you can try prayer, reading the Bible, or taking a walk outside and observing nature, or maybe try helping someone in need.

(Link): Oakland ‘church’ gives out mushrooms and pot to help people ‘experience god’

by John Sexton
August 17, 2022

This is one of those only in the Bay Area stories. An organization that calls itself the Zide Door Church of Entheogenic Plants opened its doors in 2019. The leader of the group says he gave weekly sermons until the pandemic made that impossible. But he continues to give out drugs to those who pay a monthly membership fee plus donations.

Church founder Dave Hodges said when the church opened, he conducted weekly sermons at the Oakland building but basically stopped during the pandemic.

During the sermons, he dressed in robes adorned with pictures of cannabis plants and talked about “the insights” he experienced when going into “these deep realms” after taking mushrooms.

Prior to COVID, Hodges would pass out joints to his members before giving his sermon. The church does not allow people to take mushrooms on-site due to safety issues and instead encourages people to take psychedelics in a place where they won’t have to drive for at least 8 hours.

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Astronauts Should Not Masturbate in Zero Gravity, NASA Scientist Says

Astronauts Should Not Masturbate in Zero Gravity, NASA Scientist Says

Weirdness.

(Link): Astronauts should not masturbate in zero gravity, NASA scientist says

July 22, 2022

Astronauts have been warned against masturbating in space over fears female astronauts could get impregnated by stray fluids.

There are strict guidelines over “alone-time” onboard in zero gravity. Scientists have warned even the slightest rouge droplet could cause chaos on board.

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Married Man Spends $76,000 To Look Like The ‘Perfect Woman’ Including Four Series of Breast Implants and a Butt Lift

Married Man Spends $76,000 To Look Like The ‘Perfect Woman’ Including Four Series of Breast Implants and a Butt Lift

🤮 🤮 🤮

Sometimes I think it’s better to be single, that I dodged a bullet by never having married.

Can you imagine getting married, and at some point in your marriage, your husband wants to start wearing lip stick and dresses? marriedTransWeirdo2

If these men at any point prior to marriage think they want to be a cross dresser, act like a transgender, or think they might be attracted to other men, they need to stop dating or marrying women!

It’s diabolical to walk into a marriage harboring some kind of secret desire or predilection, only to spring it on your spouse X years into life together! You’re wasting the other person’s time and likely to break their heart.

This also goes to show, that contra to Marriage-worshippers like Brad Wilcox, Al Mohler, and others, that marriage does NOT make a person more giving, mature, ethical, loving, or responsible.

(Link): Transgender surgery addict spends £52,000 on four boob jobs, two rounds of lipo and 150 face fillers to have ‘the perfect female body’ – and says her wife is standing by her 

A transgender woman from Italy who hid her desire to change sex for 40 years says she’s spent £52,000 trying to achieve the perfect female body since coming out.

… Fulvia was just fifteen years old when she first realised she was transgender but fearful of her strict religious family, and her father who was in the clergy, Fulvia kept her feelings a secret.

…The troubled youngster kept her torment hidden even when she met Marisa, 32 years ago.

Soon after they were wed, Fulvia began visiting gay clubs and cross-dressing in private in her garage.

She said: ‘I was feeling trapped in my body. I hid in the garage and put make-up on dressed like a woman. I never showed that side of me because I was ashamed of it.’

…Fulvia masked her turmoil and exaggerated her masculinity in public, buying guns and owning expensive cars.

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RadioShack Twitter account takes a walk on WILD, SEX-CRAZED side in new marketing strategy

RadioShack Twitter Account Takes A Walk on Wild, Sex-Crazed Side in New Marketing Strategy

Oh good grief. Everything in our culture is sexualized now. Everything. It’s so tiresome.

The end scheme of this is that a guy bought RadioShack years ago, and he’s now using the name to sell CryptoCurrency, and supposedly, most people who buy CryptoCurrency are sexy and edgy – so this doofus thinks the way to sell more to this group is to include a lot of sexualized puns and content on the RadioShack Twitter account.

(Link): RadioShack Twitter account takes a walk on WILD, SEX-CRAZED side in new marketing strategy

July 3, 2022

The 100+ year old retailer RadioShack has been posting some wild and crazy tweets that have people wondering what the heck is going on with the company.

According to The Hill, RadioShack has in recent days “flirted with Miley Cyrus and Lizzo, talked about getting high and clapped back at replies from people telling them to log off.”

RadioShack even tweeted about marijuana edibles: “Taking the second half of an edible after feeling nothing from the first half is always a bad idea. This chocolate bar got me out here fighting for my life.”

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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I Bought My Husband a Sex Doll That Looks Just Like Me; Now We Have Threesomes – by A. Court

I Bought My Husband a Sex Doll That Looks Just Like Me; Now We Have Threesomes – by Andrew Court

Is there no end to the weirdness and grossness people will engage in sexually?

And people have the audacity to mock anyone over age 21 for still being a virgin – if anyone should be mocked, it’s stupid married couples who do things like get a clone of one spouse in the form of a sex doll and have threesomes with it.

Let this be yet another example, contra to marriage-worshippers such as Al Mohler, etc – that being married does NOT make people more mature, ethical, responsible, or godly.

(Link): I bought my husband a sex doll that looks just like me — now we have threesomes

July 18, 2022
By Andrew Court

There were three in the bed . . . and this couple never looked back.

A wife struggling with her husband’s high libido has bought a lookalike sex doll in order to take the pressure off if she’s not in the mood.

Char Grey, 23, splashed out $1,800 on the racy replica for her sexed-up spouse Callum, 28, only to discover that she has also developed feelings for the dirty doll, named Dee.

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Clergyman Caught In Sex Act With Vacuum Cleaner ‘Carried On After Being Seen’

Clergyman Caught In Sex Act With Vacuum Cleaner ‘Carried On After Being Seen’

(Link): Vicar caught in sex act with HENRY HOOVER ‘carried on after being seen’

July 14, 2022
by James Robinson

A ‘naughty’ church leader carried out a sex act with a Henry Hoover while wearing nothing but stockings.

John Jeffs was caught in the act in his office, while working as a pastoral manager at Christian faith-based group, Parents Talking Asperger’s.

He was spotted by a churchgoer at a Baptist centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire, who saw the retired vicar standing by the hoover as it was propped up between two chairs.

The witness walked past and said they saw Jeffs almost completely naked, except for a pair of ladies stockings.

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AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

There’s this advice section on Reddit called AITA (Am I The Asshole), where people write in about disputes they’re having with co-workers, friends, family, or whomever, and they want to know if they’re wrong or if the person they’re having the dispute with is wrong.

The sometimes get questions about dating and marriage.

This woman is NOT the asshole. Her idiot boyfriend is. Well, he’s not just an asshole, but he’s a weirdo sicko. grandmaRockingChair

(Link): AITA For Making My Boyfriend Call Me Grandma in Bed?

If that link doesn’t work, there is a screen cap of it in a tweet embedded below, and here’s another link or two with copies of the inquiry:

(Link): ‘Call Me Grandma In Bed’: The Most Outrageous Stories On Reddit’s Am I The Asshole?

The Bedroom Equaliser

””I’m just going to get right to it — My (25f) boyfriend (28m) likes to be called “daddy” in bed while we’re being intimate.

I’ve obliged this request but it’s starting to creep me out and I’ve decided I don’t want to do it anymore.

He is not happy with this and insists it has nothing to do with the connotation of the word, he just simply enjoys hearing me say it.

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I’m In A Relationship With My 1998 Chevy – And Our Sex Life is So Special by A. Court

I’m In A Relationship With My 1998 Chevy – And Our Sex Life is So Special by A. Court

Okay, weirdo.

(Link):  I’m in a relationship with my 1998 Chevy — and our sex life is so special

Excerpts:

… An Arkansas man known only as Nathaniel — for, uh, privacy reasons — is revving back into the headlines after saying he has “sex” with his 1998 Chevy Monte Carlo.

The randy motorist, 37, revealed he was in a sexual relationship with his racy red automobile back in 2012, when he was featured on an episode of TLC’s “My Strange Addiction.” However, vintage YouTube clips of his bizarre auto erotica are just now going viral — globally.

“I like to lean over his fender and across his hood and kind of press up against him,” Nathaniel said of how he engages in intercourse with his vehicle, which he has gendered as male and affectionately named “Chase.”

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Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With Famous Artwork the Mona Lisa

(Link): Man bizarrely claims he has sexual relationship with famous artwork the Mona Lisa

April 28, 2022
By Victoria Scheer

A famous artist dubbed the next Andy Warhol has claimed he is having a sexual relationship with the Mona Lisa.

Spanish-born Domingo Zapata said he has been obsessed with the artwork for over a decade and dreams about having sex with the woman in the 1503 painting, which he uses as the basis for many of his iconic reinterpretations.

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Nutso Progressive Transactivists Actually Suggest That Biological Men Urinate Sitting Down and Biological Woman Smell Their Own Waste to Be Supportive of Trans Persons. Just NO.

Nutso Progressive Transactivists Actually Suggest That Biological Men Urinate Sitting Down and Biological Woman Smell Their Own Waste to Be Supportive of Trans Persons. Just NO.

I came across these bits of information as I was scrolling my Twitter time line (you can see the tweets embedded below).

We have biological women getting raped by biological men in women’s prisons now, because these Trans Activist A-holes and their progressive enablers are being pandered to at such a rate, that the safety, health,
and needs of actual girls and women are being undermined to cater to a bunch of narcissistic men who get hard-ons from wearing lip stick and skirts, men who claim to be women – so they are permitted into women’s only spaces now, such as women’s prisons.

Now, we also have asinine, petty, stupid, disgusting, insane progressive advice telling non-trans people to do stupid, gross, insipid things like (for biological men) urinate sitting down, and (for biological woman) to smell their own fecal matter – all as a (weird) form of solidarity with mentally disturbed, and/or narcissistic Trans Weirdos.

Hell to the No. Hell to the No.

Legalization of Homosexual Marriage

I remember a little over ten years ago when the cultural hot potato was the legalization of “gay marriage,” 🏳️‍🌈
I commented on a forum back then that a lot of homosexuals went from, in the 1980s and 1990s, saying they were just asking to be “tolerated” (or for their sexuality or sexual actions to be tolerated) to now (by around 2000 – 2010) they were expecting (and then, later, bitterly demanding) conservatives, Christians, and all non-homosexuals to not only tolerate homosexuality but to also AFFIRM, CELEBRATE, and VALIDATE their sexuality.

Several liberal commentators ripped my head off under that observation at that time and said to me back then, that no, homosexuals weren’t expecting or wanting my validation.

Yes, yes they were. It was plain as day that was part of the agenda. If you withheld your personal stamp of approval over homosexual marriage, then and now, some homosexuals (and their hetero “allies”) would seethe in rage. (Now, you may not get as much rage, but you’ll get a lot of insulting rhetoric.) bakeTheCake - Copy

We now see the Trans community behaving in the same way – you can see the whole “seething in rage” thing if you don’t give their “identity” and life style choices a stamp of approval. They cannot feel happy or at peace unless the entire culture celebrates and affirms their stance and life choices.

External Validation

If you go through life basing your sense of self esteem, worth, or identity upon external factors (such as other people’s validation or approval), you’re going to end up very disappointed or depressed, because more often than not, any external validation you receive, for whatever situation or life choice, is going to be un-even, unpredictable, unreliable, and fleeting.

Nobody, including me, gets 100%, consistent validation all day, every day from every one they meet, for their life choices, their physical appearance, their identity, or whatever else. That is an un-sustainable goal. You learn to live with that reality and move on in life.

I am not going to play along with this.

I am not going to run around validating and affirming persons, movements, or entire groups I do not agree with, especially when they are demanding that I participate in weird, questionable, or gross things like asking women to smell their own turds, or asking men to urinate sitting down.

(Link):  Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women

Excerpts:

transPooFlagSome women have a hole where their penis used to be, and that hole often shares microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.

by Jamey Braunstein

In solidarity with Trans women, this month you can make a difference by putting your olfactory system to use – while going number #2!

Yes! It’s not a joke. We are sincerely asking all women to please spend more time smelling their poo during bathroom breaks, and to critically examine what many of our gender have to endure as part of the cost of bottom surgery.

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