Introducing LoveSync, A Device For Telling Your Partner You Want Sex Without Speaking To Them – Perfect Solution for Doormat Complementarian Wives!

Introducing LoveSync, A Device For Telling Your Partner You Want Sex Without Speaking To Them – Perfect Solution for Doormat Complementarian Wives!

(Update below)

Complementarians falsely believe that women do not want, desire, or enjoy sex – they assume that only men want sex (see Doug Wilson, Mark Driscoll and others).

Further, many complementarians (see John Piper as one example) believe it is wrong for women to be direct when communicating, because a woman being blunt with a man may hurt that man’s male ego.

(Complementarians brainwash Christian women into thinking that being  Codependent is “Godly.”)

So, what is a randy, passive, doormat complementarian wife to do if she’s in the mood? I guess she can try this product:

(Link): Introducing LoveSync, A Device For Telling Your Partner You Want Sex Without Speaking To Them 

Excerpts:

February 2019
By Madison Malone Kircher

Are you in a relationship where you have sex with another person? Great.

That’s nice for you, if you’re into having sex with other people. Are you a little fuzzy on how to ask said other person if they’d like to have sex with you? Here’s a refresher.

You ask them.

You use words — spoken, typed, sky-written — and ask your partner if they are feeling likewise horny. If they consent … then you have sex.

If they don’t, then you don’t. And you move along with your life.

This is not hard. Particularly if you’re in a relationship where, ostensibly, you and your partner should, hopefully, have some sort of open line of communication about things like sex.

Or, or, I guess … you could contribute to this truly insane Kickstarter for a product calledLoveSync.

What is LoveSync?

Let me stop screaming, screams the likes of which I have not experienced since stumbling upon the Kickstarter for the RompHim years ago, long enough to tell you.

LoveSync is a two-button system where you and your partner each place a button on your respective bedside tables.

If you’re looking to bone, you tap the button. (Users can select a window of time for which the tap will be active.)

If your partner has also tapped the button, your respective buttons will both light up.

If only one of you has tapped, no light notification. The draw here, according to LoveSync’s insane description, is that you won’t feel the sting of rejection or embarrassment should only one of you want to bang.

It is, as one of my colleagues pointed out to me, essentially an IRL version of the (Link): nut button meme.

Update

(Link): ‘Sex button’ inventor responds to going viral, backlash from haters

How have the last few days been for you?

A little crazy! Some of the responses are not at all what we expected. It was hard that there was so much negativity about it. So I was disappointed that those were the primary opinions.

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